Movie quotes

[OhioBlue]

Post a favorite quote (or very close) from a movie and let us try to pick the movie...

To start off I'll pick something easy..

"As God as my witness, I shall never be hungry again, nor shall any of my kin..."

[CarpeDiebold]

1. Gone with the wind?

"I'm retired, I invented dice. What do you do? "

[OhioBlue]

3. yes.. Gone with the Wind.

I don't know yours.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. It SOUNDS like Remy & Michelle, if you inserted Post-it Notes for Dice.

[Ava]

2. Network

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's no one anywhere that seems to know what to do with us. Now into it. We know the air is unfit to breathe, our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 homicides and 63 violent crimes as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad. Worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy so we don't go out anymore. We sit in a house as slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster, and TV, and my steel belted radials and I won't say anything." Well I'm not going to leave you alone. I want you to get mad. I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crying in the streets. All I know is first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm a human being. God Dammit, my life has value." So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" I want you to get up right now. Get up. Go to your windows, open your windows, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Things have got to change my friends. You've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open your window, stick your head out and yell, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

[yellowdogintexas]

5. "What we have here is a failure to communicate"

[BrotherBuzz]

7. "I'm shakin' it, boss."

;)

[mykpart]

33. Cool Hand Luke

"No son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country."

[BrotherBuzz]

6. I was dreaming I was awake....

Then I woke up and found meself asleep.

[kid a]

8. People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't.

People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.

[kid a]

16. Waiting for Guffman

Heres another:

"They took me off into a separate room; I seen 'em takin' different people off; different ones of us off in separate rooms and put me on a big white table and uh the guy that took me in there - to examine me I guess - he probed me and then I was in there I bet more than three or four hours, in that room, being probed and at one time or another these different ones of 'em came in, four or five or six of 'em at different times, and all of 'em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it's a funny thing - it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I - find I have no feelings in my buttocks."

[u4ic]

9. "Holy Cleopatra!"

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. "Johnny Stecchino!"

I love that movie.

:-)

[u4ic]

11. Yay, FSC!

I've rarely come across people who've even heard of it!

You have great taste, my dear :D

My all time favourite comedy movie (along with the Man who Knew Too Litle)

[fudge stripe cookays]

14. hee hee...

As a joke, every once in awhile, reprehensor or I let out a "Santa Cleopatra!" or a "Mia Madre" when we're joking about something.

Have you seen his other really funny one "Il Mostro?" (The Monster)? It's HILARIOUS! He gets mistaken for a serial killer.

Also "The Visitors"? the original French movie? No Begnini, but it's silly in that same way.

[u4ic]

20. Oh, I'll have to find The Visitors!

Il Mostro is on hold for me at the library (for months! perhaps someone liked it enough to..ah..keep it)

Are you coming to Alberta any time soon?

[fudge stripe cookays]

27. Actually, end of May.

But it's looking like my time is going to be pretty monopolized while I'm there, unfortunately (actually fortunately). I don't know if I'll be able to squeeze any other visits in like I usually do.

I've dug up a bunch of genealogy cousins to meet with while I'm up, and am going to be busy at their places, sharing pictures and stories etc. I need some serious research at the library too. Since last summer, I've been writing our family history, and have about 450 pages with no end in sight.

And we're coming up for a wedding, so there will be lots of socializing and wedding events and such.

[SofaKingLiberal]

12. "Do you have a Miss Piggy?"

[DontBlameMe]

84. Blues Brothers

[YouthInAsia]

13. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

[SofaKingLiberal]

15. Apocalypse Now n/t

[YouthInAsia]

17. "Ive been frozen for 30 years. Throw me a friggin bone here."

[OhioBlue]

19. Austin Powers?

[YouthInAsia]

21. excelent! Yes

[Ptah]

18. What, we gotta get a fuckin website? n/t

[YouthInAsia]

22. "Blue, you're my BOY!"

[OhioBlue]

26. Old School !!

[YouthInAsia]

30. ah yes, a classic.

[Dinger]

23. Here's Mine (It's an Oldie But Goodie):

"I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Payne. All you people don't know about lost causes. Mr. Payne does. He said once they were the only causes worth fighting for. And he fought for them once, for the only reason any man ever fights for them; because of just one plain simple rule: 'Love thy neighbor.'... And you know that you fight for the lost causes harder than for any other. Yes, you even die for them. "

[OhioBlue]

24. You want to control something that is out of control

--isn't that what you said to me? Well, let me let you on in a secret that most of the rest of us already know.

Control is an illusion, you infantile, egomaniac, ...

[Jade Fox]

75. Aguirre: The Wrath of God?

[DontBlameMe]

85. Days of Thunder

[rockymountaindem]

25. "In the old days, you could *tell* someone you were gonna kill 'em...

Now, I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these motherfuckers!"

That one always cracks me up.

[speedoo]

53. Goodfellas?

Sounds like a Joe Pesci character. Or Casino, maybe?

[rockymountaindem]

55. Boondock Saints

Spoken by Don Yakavetta. If you like those other two movies and haven't seen Boondock Saints, check it out.

[speedoo]

56. Thanks.

I'll try to find it.

[rockymountaindem]

57. It shouldn't be hard

That flick has taken on legendary cult status among people like me who are under 25 years old.

[Blue Belle]

28. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Dean Wormer from "Animal House"

[fudge stripe cookays]

29. "I was told that I could listen to my radio at a reasonable volume.." n/t

[speedoo]

51. Office Space.

The guy who got his stapler stolen, but ended up with lots of stolen $$.

[OhioBlue]

31. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world

and she had to walk into mine..

[NNadir]

47. Casablanca.

[Robeson]

32. "Oil fields. Oil. That's it, isn't it? This whole damn thing was about...

...oil! Wasn't it? Wasn't it?"

[mykpart]

34. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

[sarge43]

35. A Streetcar Named Desire

[sarge43]

36. "Honey, we all deserve to wear white."

[Jade Fox]

52. Bull Durham?

[sarge43]

59. Yup.

My other favorite from the same scene:

"Ooooh, he's soo romantic."

[malmapus]

37. Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick

heh

[jpgray]

61. Army of Darkness

:P

[YankeyMCC]

38. You've got to remember...

that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

[yellowdogintexas]

41. Blazing Saddles...

[bridgit]

39. "Mein Herz schwebt in Blut! That means 'My Heart Swims In Blood'."

[bridgit]

43. nobody? fine, it's a line of Larry London's in The Freshman...

[Guava Jelly]

40. one of my favorite quotes

"i dont no nothin about birthin no babies" from gone with the wind
every time some one ask me something i don't know i repeat it

[Burma Jones]

42. Rosebud..........

[JohnKleeb]

44. That would be Citizen Kane

My quote
"That's why they kill boss, they kill because they love"

[NNadir]

45. "Most people never have to face the fact that in the right time and...

...right place they're capable of anything."

[Jade Fox]

49. China Town

What do I win?

[NNadir]

71. You're right. What would you like?

How about a date with either Jack Nicolson or Faye Dunaway?

[philosophie_en_rose]

46. Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

Sorry, I don't listen to hip hop.

[jpgray]

63. South Park bigger longer and uncut

:D

[philosophie_en_rose]

69. Sorry no.

It's from the Autobiography of Miss George Bush. :)

[SofaKingLiberal]

65. South Park - bgger, longer, uncut

[philosophie_en_rose]

70. Yay!

:bounce:

[CBHagman]

48. "What do you know of my heart?"

"What do you know of anything but your own suffering?"

[Jade Fox]

50. Sense and Sensibility

[CBHagman]

54. Righto.

[fudge stripe cookays]

58. "Do you KNOW

how many times I've had to watch "Funny Girl????!!!"

"It was a sequel!!"

fsc

[DontBlameMe]

86. In and Out

[jpgray]

60. "You stink. You're a stinker and you stink,"

[sarge43]

67. The Lion in Winter, Prince John

[speedoo]

62. "There's no such thing as a mistake.....

There's what you do, and what you don't do."

[speedoo]

64. "I'm not torturing you to get information;

.... I'm torturing you because it amuses me to torture a cop."

(easy one!!)

[jpgray]

66. "He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature...

"...and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And when men seek such perfection... they find only death... fire... loss... disillusionment... the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to the toil and misery, but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from man himself."

[bridgit]

74. It Conquered the World...

[philosophie_en_rose]

68. YES HE DESERVED TO DIE & I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL!

.

[speedoo]

73. A Time to Kill.

Mr. Samuel L. Jackson as Carl.

[kid a]

72. i got no feeling in my buttocks

[ER One Seven]

76. Best Movie Ever

Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't ...

[speedoo]

81. gotta be Slap Shot. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

77. "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

[SofaKingLiberal]

78. Airplane

[sarge43]

79. "Top of the world, Ma!" n/t

[flamingyouth]

80. "This is my happening and it freaks me out!"

[jpgray]

87. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Or the Fall's LA. :P

[fudge stripe cookays]

88. How'd I know you'd pick that one?

;-)

The folks at work are all highly entertained by my "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!" lunchbox. It grants me a certain "je ne sais quoi" among my new co-workers.

:thumbsup:

[flamingyouth]

89. I just had to throw it in here

It's one of the best movie quotes ever.

I can't wait until June 13, when it finally comes out on DVD. :D

On edit - that is indeed a very cool lunchbox. :thumbsup:

[fudge stripe cookays]

92. DVD?

Cool!

I must purchase! (She says, scratching her head and wondering..."wtf?")

fsc

[lpbk2713]

82. He should have armed himself

.... if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.

[SofaKingLiberal]

83. Unforgiven

[maveric]

90. I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey

I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak .

[TheBaldyMan]

91. Infamy, Infamy ... ooh, they've all got it infamy!