Fight to the Death: Cavemen v. Astronauts

[philosophie_en_rose]

Who survives? In the end, there can be only one.

[_testify_]

1. Who gets homefield advantage?

That makes all the difference, IMO.

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. Equal playing field.

Astronauts have space pack, but no lasers or anything.

Cave men get spears.

[_testify_]

4. Hmmm it could go one of two ways.

Cavemen go paleolithic on the spacemen with sharp sticks and spacemen bleed out.


OR!

Spacemen are able to distract cavemen with dehydrated ice-cream and steal the spears.


Those are the ONLY 2 possible outcomes.

[YouthInAsia]

2. would the astronauts have all that crap on? The whole suit and whotnot?

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. If they want to.

I wouldn't want to fight a caveman without head armor, but who's going to tell the astronauts what to do? They're America's heroes... fighting the cavemen in 1000000 BCE, so we don't have to fight them in 2006.

[YouthInAsia]

6. I'd have to say the caveman. Cuz the astronauts gonna be

too weighed down to fight. That suit's too cumbersome. The caveman is all nimble. He'd pummel the astronaut to death. Then maybe eat him. Who knows?