Three posts from 500. Heap scorn and abuse on me!

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[ZombieNixon]

1. FREEPER!!

HUGH MORAN!!

:P

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Nicely done.

A tried-and-true DU classic.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Thanks!

;)

[LSK]

2. those immigration threads are your fault!!!

:popcorn:

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5. You're right.

And I'm sorry I caused all that cancer.

[SeattleGirl]

3. Okay!

Scorn scorn scorn scorn scorn scorn
Abuse abuse abuse abuse abuse abuse

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

4. ...

MEET THE METS,
MEET THE METS,
Step right up and greet the Mets!
Bring your kiddies,
bring your wife;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the Mets are really sockin’ the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall!
East side,
West side,
everybody’d coming down
to meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town!

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8. Woohoo 500th post is about the Mets!!!!!!!!

Some words of wisdom from the first manager of the Mets, Casey Stengel:

"Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before."

"I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many."

"Now there's three things that can happen in a ballgame: you can win, you can lose, or it can rain. "

"The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it."

"The Mets are gonna be amazing."

Thank you all who made this night more fun than I thought it would be.
:toast:

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Reply to the abuse...or your ass is grass!

But what I want to know is...


What the HELL is this????
(Google search for "Ass is Grass"}

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9. I have no friggin clue.

But I bet that room smells funny.

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Personally, I think he doesn't date much

and has a little too much free time on his hands...if you get my meanin', if you catch my drift....

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13. nudge nudge wink wink

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. Like...

Guh-ROSSE! Gag me with a spoon! :rofl: (can't believe I just used that phrase!)

[Ava]

12. that looks like something my brother would do

crap, that IS my brother! :spray:

[Ariana Celeste]

11. Dude!

Your.

Mom.


:rofl:

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14. holy shit

now THAT'S funny!

:spray:

[Ariana Celeste]

15. Hey

your MOM is funny :eyes:

:D :hi:

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16. okay now you've gone too far

:argh:

Kidding.

[Ariana Celeste]

18. lol

congrats on 500 :P

[Jamastiene]

19. Welcome to DU.

I don't know you and you haven't pissed me off, so I'll save the scorn and abuse up until such time as you royally irritate me. You'll get no abuse from me at the present time. Not yet. :evilgrin: