NOT the way to sell yourself on Craigslist.

[crispini]

A good Man And Honest.. But Child Support Is Killing me !! - 30

http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147417312.html

Bitching about your child support IN THE SUBJECT LINE?!!! :wtf:

[miss_american_pie]

1. And only sees the kids twice a year

How sad.

[crispini]

2. Oh, groan. Here's another one. WITH PIC.

If you're a WOMAN with fun ideas... and you want some assi$tance...

:eyes:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147122253.html

[miss_american_pie]

3. Special friend?

:rofl:

[crispini]

5. I REALLY like the "assi$tance"

CLASSY! :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

6. What an asshole. Or is that a$$hole?

What's sad...he'll get taken up on his offer. :puke:

[crispini]

23. SAME DUDE!

Gotta be.
http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147600871.html

[crispini]

26. AND AGAIN!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/146973624.html

What, does he think people don't figure this out? Get over yourself, stop posting ads on Craiglist six different ways. One is enough.

[miss_american_pie]

32. What is with those pictures?

Is that supposed to be enticing?

[crispini]

37. I think the dude must be an exibitionist.

Otherwise why would he have so many different pics of himself, fashion-model style? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

4. Oh you KNOW you sent an e-mail...

:P

But, yeah...not the best way to get a date, but at least you know up front.

[crispini]

7. Yeah, but don't bitch about it IN THE SUBJECT LINE.

I mean all that does is make me think, "Dude, you're just so negative, you can't even be bothered to make the effort to put your best foot forward-- why I am interested?" :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

10. True enough.

I bet dates with him consist of him continuing to bitch about his child support and complain about his ex. Talk about your one-track mind...

[Sannum]

8. He he he he he!

:7

[crispini]

9. OMG! "Looking for Suga Mama - 43"

http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147452632.html

Honey, if I'm gonna financially support some dude in exchange for meaningless sex, I can tell you right now he AIN'T gonna be FORTY THREE!

[Sannum]

12. He sounds like one of those guys with a diaper fetish

Leave it to Craigslist personals to give me a giggle

[LisaL]

13. But hey, he might be cheap.

[bigwillq]

11. What a loser.

:crazy:

[laheina]

Geez this is a winner!!

"Conceited, Arrogant, Cocky, Jerk, But Damn Well Worth It - 47"

http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147220609.html

[crispini]

16. Bwaahahahahaha!

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Well...he did say he was honest.

He is certainly cocky, arrogant, and a jerk.

[crispini]

14. Oh, do NOT post this pic with your profile

Can you say, "serial killer?" I knew you could!



http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147026663.html

[GOPisEvil]

15. OK...artistic side, good...cold, dead eyes of a killer, bad!

:rofl:

[crispini]

18. Uh. Wow. Am I wrong to want to respond to this?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/146868556.html

I'm not sure I'm "smokin" hot but I'm moderately hot and I could knock off 10 more pounds by July, easy!

[GOPisEvil]

19. Barcelona? Shit, I might switch teams.

:7

[crispini]

20. I know. Tempting, hey?

I might very well have to drop him a line. :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Hey, if he's paying...

:rofl:

[crispini]

22. Wow. Posting personals while stoned. Don't do it.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147600464.html

[miss_american_pie]

24. oh my hell

That can't be serious. :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. You know...there's something about his honesty that is appealing.

;)

[crispini]

33. Yeah, but he lost me when he started talking about tampons.

If you're going to go for artistic crazy musing type you have to do it REALLY WELL, otherwise it just comes off as "poseur" IMO.... :P

[crispini]

25. Wow. A small posse of testosterone-laden teen boys.

You CANNOT tell me these guys are 18-24. They all look like they're about 16 to me. Wow am I getting OLD or what? :bounce:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/m4w/147600082.html

[petronius]

27. "There are about seven of us"

"About"? Dude, just count the people standing next to you and add one - it's not rocket science...

[crispini]

30. LOL. Yeah it's not like there's going to be seven and a half.

*snort*

[petronius]

28. "There are about seven of us"

"About"? Dude, just count the people standing next to you and add one - it's not rocket science...

[petronius]

36. Double-post -- oops

Kind of embarrassing to screw up the posting when I am making fun of someone else's idiocy...

:dunce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. Hah...it's the military cut. It makes all men look like babies.

;) :hi:

[DS1]

34. Can we have a new law that makes it illegal for rich kids to flash

gang symbols, upon penalty of de-handing

[crispini]

35. Are those gang symbols?

Wow, I *am* old.

[pitohui]

38. what a loser

having a child is a deal killer for me anyway, i'm not bringing up someone else's kid

paying $1300 a month to raise somebody else's kid is a deal killer for any woman who has a brain