Roger Clemens and Brett Favre Need to Go Away.

[Bleacher Creature]

Don't get me wrong, they are both all-time greats. But I am so sick and tired of reading day after day a different story about whether they will or will not retire. Make up your damn minds already. At one point today, espn.com had stories about both of them up. Ridiculous.

P.S. I was almost going to throw Barry Bonds into my title -- since he likes to play the retirement tease game -- but I figured even having his name in my message header would invite people to veer off-topic.

[Blue_Tires]

1. +1

[Derailer]

2. No, then John Madden would have to kill himself

or have Tom Bradys baby. Either/or I guess...

[Bleacher Creature]

3. That's an image I wabt removed from my brain.

Sorr of like Turducken