If life were like MASH, who would you be?

[TheMightyFavog]

I think I'd be Radar.

[petronius]

1. Probably the guy on the table...

I just hope I'm in one of the happy eopisodes and not one of the tear-jerkers.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Hawkeye

No question.

I got a lot of my style of humor from him, as he got his from Groucho Marx.

I'm also a perfectionist and a bit of an egomaniac, and I get pissed when things don't go my way. :blush:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Hawkeye

Basically the same reasons as you.

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hotlips Houllihan, no doubt about it

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Have you seen her recently?

She's had more re-treading than Katherine Harris. :puke:

[SeattleGirl]

8. I'm talking about the character, not the actress

Though Loretta Swit was mighty fine looking in her day.

[leftofthedial]

18. I couldn't agree more. there is NO resemblance with the "new' notsohotlips

I can't stand that whole plastic surgery thing. It's just disgusting. Ms. Swit has made herself into a freak.

but the vintage above pic does remind one of SeattleGirl a bit, doesn't it?

[leftofthedial]

11. the likeness is extraordinary!

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Uh huh!

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

4. a dead Korean extra

or maybe a groaning wounded GI on a gurney in triage

[merh]

5. Colonel Sherman Potter's horse

Daisy.

[SeattleGirl]

9. LOL!

:spray:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Daisy was Radar's mouse

Col. Potter's horse was Sophie.

[merh]

34. Then I would be Sophie

I'm must to tall to be Daisy.

[Archae]

6. Sidney Freeman.

The Freepers would be Colonel Flagg. :-)

[SeattleGirl]

10. And one Freeper would have to play Frank Burns

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

12. Charles Emerson Winchester

I don't have his vocabulary or his blue-blood heritage but I can identify with his temperament. And it was usually Hawkeye, Trapper John, or BJ who got the babes anyway.

[driver8]

13. Colonel Flagg!!

Flagg: I've got to nip this guy in the bud. This sort of behavior is contagious, you know. One guy decides he's not gonna fight anymore, it catches on, and pretty soon you know what we've got?
B.J.: Peace?

Flagg: I've trained myself not to laugh or smile.
Potter: Really?
Flagg: Watched a hundred hours of The Three Stooges. Every time I felt like smiling, I jabbed myself in the stomach with a cattle prod.
Potter: That ought to do it.
The Abduction of Margaret Houlehan

Flagg: Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.
Trapper: If you're not careful you're going to kill yourself someday.
Flagg: If I have to.
Trapper: Hey, that's the spirit!
Hawkeye: If we had more men like you, we'd have less men like you.

Flagg: ... it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, pinko's and fellow travelers. 'Course without the likes of Americans like you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. But don't get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. So don't get the idea you're doing the CIA any favors. We don't really need Americans like you, we don' need anybody.

Flagg: Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.
The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

Potter: Making yourself at home, Flagg?
Flagg: I have no home. I'm the wind.
Hawkeye to B.J.: I told you he was the wind. You said he was the stars!
B. J.: No, I said he was the moon!
The Abduction of Margaret Houlehan

Col.Flagg: Who is your second in command?
Trapper: Frank Burns, M.D.
Hawkeye: Maniac Depressive, it's an honorary title.

(Frank acts chummy with Colonel Flagg and puts his arm around him. Flagg doesn't look pleased)
Flagg: My father once put his arm around me like that. To this day he has to wear orthopedic shirts.

Hawkeye: Why stop there? Why don't we just drop an atomic bomb?
Flagg: Hey. Don't try to make friends with me.
The Abduction of Margaret Houlehan

[Robeson]

14. Trapper.

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. I'd be one of the Party Nurses

With repeat performances

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. You'd be Bigelow

She had kinda reddish hair.



And... uh...

:blush:

[Whoa_Nelly]

26. O My! OR, you do go on!

:rofl:

[w8liftinglady]

17. one of the loose nurses....wait

Life imitates art...:evilgrin:

[YouthInAsia]

19. Hawkeye.

Im totally sarcastic, I love to laugh, hate authority and talk shit all day long.

[reyd reid reed]

20. I'd wanna be Hot Lips...

But AFTER her divorce. She lightened up a lot once she got rid of Donald and Frank.

Really, I'm prolly Nurse Eddy. For she's a jolly good fella and all that.

[Ladyhawk]

21. Hawkeye. I'm always cracking jokes to lighten the mood.

Really.

[veganred]

22. Rosie? Providing everyone with cocktails! or Radar

Rosie is the lady who owns the bar across the street from the 4077. I would want to hook everyone up with cocktails or be like Radar since I like rescuing animals.:beer:

[Richard Steele]

23. I'd be "First Season" Radar...

The one who had no good lines,
was invisible to the main characters,
and had quietly mailed an entire JEEP home to his mom
in 1500 small packages.

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. And his mailman had a retroactive hernia

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

29. YUP! That's the 'Radar' I'm talkin 'bout!

Word to yer mailman's momma!!!

[pokerfan]

28. Trapper John

[Bucky]

30. Rizzo. Lazy. Misanthropic. Sneaky. Showed up years after the fun ended.

[sarge43]

31. Radar

Looking back, I was.

[hfojvt]

32. Father Mulcahy

The preacher who boxes. Put 'em up. Put 'em up.

[dr.strangelove]

35. Ho-John

[Radio_Guy]

36. Maj. Sidney Freedman

Many say I look like him, too.

[skyblue]

37. Klinger

If I were a guy.

[Richardo]

38. Captain Walter Koskiusko Waldowski (Painless)

"the best-equipped dentist in the Army"


...and I need Joann Pflug to help me regain my *ahem* confidence. :evilgrin:

[jpgray]

39. Henry

[El Fuego]

40. Hot Lips Houlihan

[doc03]

41. I was Radar in the real life Army, but I was probably the

worst clerk in history.