Bearded Dragon Lizards can FART! Who knew?!?!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

My evil, gimpy bearded dragon, Dr. Gonzo, just audibly farted while taking a crap. I didn't think a lizard (at least not short of a huge one) could audibly fart. He's only about 10 inches long (probably 16" if he had a full tail).

I'm sitting in my room all alone and I hear a farting noise. Well, it wasn't me. I look over and my dragon is taking a huge dump. I kind of wish I had it on video with sound.

Now he's looking all smug on his little gimp dragon ramp.

[radwriter0555]

1. My dog Lola farted once when she was in the bath tub with me. I have

never laughed so hard as feeling that little squirt of gas on my leg and seeing the bubbles pop up.

She's a pomeranian possessed by the devil.

I love her.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. One of my cats once farted pretty loud and scared herself.

She just jumped up and spun around like, "dude, my ass just made a noise!"

[radwriter0555]

5. YES! Animals have NO idea what the whole farting thing is... tooooo funny

isn't it?

"HEY! Who did that?"

[blindpig]

2. As do some of my snakes.

Loud, wet, nasty sounds. The big ones can be heard across the room, time for the paint scraper and paper towels!

My dogs, on the other hand, are masters of the "silent but deadly".

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Fortunately, it all went onto the paper towels

I have to clean the tank later anyway. I truly wish they just picked a corner of the tank like my leopard geckos.