Hehehe, a joke in response to a misogynistic post on another forum

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A guy had posted that his wife gave him permission to spend money on a power tool, so he got razzed for getting her permission (people asking him who wore the pants in the family and such) until somebody posted this gem as a reply :):

Upon arriving at their honeymoon suite, the groom who was a big fella pulled off his pants, handed them to his bride and instructed her to put them on.

She was petite and when she pulled the pants up they were three times her waste size so she told him she couldn't wear his pants.

He replied, "And don't you ever forget who wears the paints in this family".

She was shocked at his attitude but pulled off her panties, handed them to him and instructed him to put them on.

He stepped in them and since she was so small and he was so big, he could only pull them to his knees.

He said, "I can't get in your panties".

To which she replied, "And until your attitude changes, you never will."