Could I have swallowed a plastic fork tine without knowing it?

[bluethruandthru]

I just finished eating a salad at my desk while browsing DU...but when I looked down, one of the tines on the plastic fork was missing!! If I swallowed it unknowingly...will it kill me!

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. You should put your affairs in order immediately.

You have approximately 48 hours to live. If there's anything you've always wanted to do, but didn't? Do it now.

[bluethruandthru]

2. OH NO!

I want to live to see the shrub forcibly removed from the white house in shackles and sent to Guantanamo!

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Sorry.

My condolences to your family. :( :hug:

[no name no slogan]

4. It'll all come out in the end

:yoiks:

[bluethruandthru]

5. Yuk, yuk

I hope it completes it's journey down that long and winding road without puncturing my innards! :hurts: