Name three articles of clothing that you're not wearing

[Orrex]

Me?

Swimfins
A backpack
An ascot

[wildhorses]

1. okay

a tuxedo
a fur coat
a diamond tiara

[mcar]

2. Socks

shoes
pearls

[EstimatedProphet]

3. OK

Hip boots
A life vest
A boonie hat

Now, give me about 5 minutes to put all that stuff on.

[XemaSab]

10. A head net

Gaiters
Snow pants

:D

[Dora]

4. Hazmat suit, scuba tank, and nylons.

[Debi]

5. Three I'm not wearing....at the moment

thigh high boots
garter belt
hand-cuffs


(I said at the moment) :blush:

[johnnie]

6. Me

Leather chaps
Thong
Bra


Oh wait a minute.. scratch that

Bow tie
Thong
Bra

[Debi]

23. Why'd you put the chaps on? n/t

[johnnie]

24. Naw

I just forgot I was wearing them.

[swimboy]

28. I picked up on that.

that's why I'm nominating that image for the next picture thread


:evilgrin:

[Debi]

30. Do you put talc under them? don't they chafe after a while?

inquiring minds want to know :P

[Sequoia]

7. Sunglasses, swimsuit, flip flops

I went into the mall yesterday and there was a little booth selling sunglasses and the guy was asleep and it was pouring rain outside

[Sanity Claws]

8. spats, thong, cape

But if you put them together, they'd make one smashing outfit.

[XemaSab]

11. Especially if you're a cartoon duck!

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Tasseled pasties, Carmen Miranda hat, pants.

[skygazer]

12. Hat, necktie, underwear

In other words, no formalwear today.

[LaurenG]

13. Does sports gear count?

no knee pads, no skirt, no pantyhose.

[Sanity Claws]

21. Pantyhose is sports gear?

What kind of sports do you play?

[LaurenG]

22. I guess they could be but I was thinking the knee pads were

for sure. lol

[China_cat]

14. underwear, bra, socks

[LynneSin]

15. Chastity Belt, Jock Strap and corset

:crazy:

[Debi]

27. Oh, honey, you never wear a corset with a chastity belt

how would you breath??!

[KitchenWitch]

16. ..

A snorkel
A thong
A camisole

[azmouse]

17. tap shoes, fez, apron

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Three things I'm not* wearing:

Tuxedo

French cufflinks

Pinky ring

:rofl:





*Nor am I ever likely to wear!

[meegbear]

19. chaps, boots, bra

[ceile]

20. underware, shoes and socks

[redqueen]

25. pantyhose

heels
suspenders

[swimboy]

26. dirndl, dickie, snood

[Debi]

29. I love snoods!

[swimboy]

31. That one is lovely.

But I'm afraid I usually picture Ruth Buzzi's old lady character in one. Maybe that is more of a hairnet.

You've made me take a second look. But I'm still not wearing one today!

[Debi]

38. Sadly, either am I.

[Reverend_Smitty]

32. ass-less chaps...

a ski mask and a tube top

[Iniquitous Bunny]

33. bunny ears, stillettos, and a bowtie

[LeftyMom]

34. a fur coat, leather pants and a chain mail bra nt

[FuzzySlippers]

35. Jock strap.

Tutu.

Kevlar vest.

[Debbi801]

36. mine...

Shoes, a hat, a coat.

[BreweryYardRat]

37. Pants...

shirt, underwear.

I just got out of the shower.

[progmom]

39. spats, a bow tie, and suspenders

[Magrittes Pipe]

42. Liar.

[progmom]

45. wait...i was supposed to post what i WASN'T wearing???

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. You did it wrong.

[MissMillie]

40. scarf

mittens
hat

(go figure, it's been snowing for the better part of the day)

[hyphenate]

41. Right now?

Underwear, socks and a bra. I still happen to have on my pajamas.

[stlchic]

43. Cowboy boots, tiarra, and long johns n/t

[bif]

44. Eyepatch

[ronnykmarshall]

47. Jock strap

nipple clamps and a cockring.

It's not Saturday yet, silly!