Residents of the Lounge, we will have a new Virgin soon

[khashka]

I'm figuring one of those Satanic ritual virgin altar things. But I'm open to suggestions......


Khash.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Can't we just use a barbie doll or something?

I'm squeamish... :hi: :hug:

[khashka]

3. Having attended a few myself

I won't say how many :)

The virgin role is quite easy. Just lie down naked and let people chant around you. Unless you are excessively modest, it's actually a bore.

Khash.

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. The virgin role might be a little bit difficult for me at this point in

my life. :rofl:

[khashka]

5. Well the virginity is only symbolic

Just as long as you are cute and get repressed middle age men worked up and teenage boys salivating. You'd certainly fit the bill :)

My rather awkward experiences with organized Satanism have been both hysterically funny and sadly pathetic. Mostly men who think they have to dedicate themselves to evil to see a naked woman. Haven't they heard of the Internet?


I explored it just to see what it was really about. Hell, I'll do anything! Funilly enough the people they really hate aren't Christians but Wiccans! So I'm persona non grata, being a Wiccan. Ah well! So be it! If I wanna see a naked woman.... well all you really have to do is ask nicely, respectfully, politely. Many will say no, but many will say yes :)

To drag this into something serious rather than what it originally was.....


COS ain't so bad. Their major tenets are that you must never harm children or animals. And personal responsibility... up to a point. You can do no harm to those who don't harm you. But you can do anything to those who do. And this why Organized Satanists hate us Wiccans because we are diametrically opposed on that. As a witch I cannot harm someone even if they harm me - I can work to make sure they harm no one else. But I can't have vengeance and I can't harm them, I can only stop them. As best I can.

They call us hypocrites. We call them selfish and self indulgent.

And now I'll get off my soapbox..

Sorry,
Khash.

[beyurslf]

2. I regrow my virginity every birthday. So I am still a virgin this year

[TK421]

6. The local authorities have already warned me against this...given

the fact that I've sacrificed 4 virgins right outside my door since January.....

[khashka]

7. I suspect

they just aren't vigins any more, you dog you!

Wanna share the details? PM me :)


Khash.

[TK421]

8. They wanted nothing to do with me....I wasn't enough to keep them

satisfied ( if you get my drift ). ;-)