Official Disclaimer:

[BikeWriter]

I am not responsible for any trouble, inconvenience, heartbreak, migraines, difficulty in sleeping, vague unfocused angst, roiling hostility, unexpected drops in barometric pressure, surliness in yourself or your co-workers, mouth sores, sexual dysfunction, unwanted celebrity, or distant howling on the very edge of your range of hearing that visiting this post may cause you.
Uh, now what was I going to say? :shrug:

[XemaSab]

1. What about bottles of urine by the side of the interstate?

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

2. Those either, thank you!

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Shit, my head hurts. I think it's the drop in the barometric pressure.

And WTF is that far away droning sound I hear? I was getting sleepy, but now I'm wide awake. And I feel like :cry:. Fuck, now the paparazzi are at my door.

Dammit, BikeWriter. I'm suing you for your last penny.

[BikeWriter]

4. What penny?

:shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

5. And here I thought I had found out why TheProphetess had spinal headaches

[BikeWriter]

7. I think that one is covered, too.

[Lilith Velkor]

6. You did this just to aggravate my PMS, didn't you?

BASTARD!!11 :grr:

[Laelth]

8. What about Brazilians?

:evilgrin:

-Laelth

[riona]

9. but, but i just tripped and fell!!!

:nopity: