I may already be a WINNAH!!!!

[SmileyBoy]

According to this email I got:

LUCKY DEEP LOTTERY INCOPERATED
LONDON.12 BRIDGE STREET,
STAINES MIDDLESEX TW18 4TP UK
REF NUMBER: LDL/653/029/03
BATCH NUMBER: AT-040-SB06-03


DEAR SIR/MADAM,
We are pleased to inform you, THAT AS A RESULT OF OUR RECENT LOTTERY
DRAWS HELD on the 11th July 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
number27522465896-532 with serial number 652-662 drew lucky numbers
7-14-18-23-31-45 which consequently won in the 2nd category. you have
therefore been approved for alump sum pay out of 500,000 pounds
(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS) Note that all participants in this
lottery
program have been selected randomly through a computer ballot system
drawn
from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addressefrom
all search engines and web sites.
This promotional program takes place every year, and is promoted and
sponsored! by eminent personalities like the Sultan of Brunei, Bill
Gates of Microsoft Inc. and other corporate organizations this is to encourage
the use of the internet and computers worldwide.For security purpose and clarity, we
advise that you keep your winning information confidential until
your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is
part of our security protocol to avoid double claims and unwarranted abuse
of this program by some participants.
We look forward to your active participation in our next year USD50
millions lot.You are requested to contact our clearance officer below to assist
you with your winnings and subsequent payments. all winnings must be
claimed not later than one month After the date of this notice.Please
note, in order to avoid unnecessary delays an complications,remember to quote
your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence. Note,you are
to send to us the following information as to open a payment file for
you;thisis very imperative:

1.NAME IN FULL.
2.CONTACT ADDRESS.
3.TEL/FAX NUMBER.
4.DATE OF BIRTH.
5.OCCUPATION.
6.COUNTRY.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as
soon as possible. Congratulations once more and thank you for being
part of our promotional program.NOTE: YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED IF YOU
ARE BELOW 18 YEARS OF AGE.

Sincerely Yours,
RONIL JAMES
(LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR)
YOU ARE ADVICE TO CONTACT THE WINNERS DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR
CLAIM.

MR KOFFI WILLIAMS
EMAIL ADRESS:[e-mail]
FOREIGN DEPARTMENT MANAGER,
CASH CHANGE UK LTD

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[RebelOne]

1. I think I must have won a brazillion of those lotteries.

Too bad they aren't for real.

[RebelOne]

2. delete dupe

[Random_Australian]

3. Pah. That's nothing, first I was the 1000th visitor to a site,

then the 100,000th, then the 1,000,000th , then the 10,000,000th , the 100,000,000th and finally the 10,000,000,000 (NOT A TYPO) There isn't that many people in the world. The entire populatopn of internet users all visiting the site daily could get those numbers, but not much else.

So nyah-nyah na-yah nah! Winning the lottery is usually only ~1/16,000,000 to ~1/200,000,000, whereas the probability of bieng all my things was 1/ 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Now that is impressive, a feat only acheived by about 6 million others who went to the same site.

[Hugin]

4. Well, I won an iPod by spanking the monkey...

All I had to do was submit my personal information!

They're sending it to me... Really... It's in the mail...

uh...

WAAAAAAAAA!