What Are Your Ailments... Are You In Any Pain? --- Where Does It Hurt?

[arwalden]

Tell me all about it. :hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I've got the vapors.

And maybe cholera.

[arwalden]

4. I Thought Only Southern Women Got The Vapors.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Frankly, Loretta, I don't give a fuck.

x(

[arwalden]

9. That's MISS Loretta, To You.

:spray: :rofl:

[tigereye]

5. you are the vapors

or on the Vaporetto, perchance.

[no name no slogan]

11. So he's turning Japanese?

[tigereye]

14. I love that song

I always blast it when it comes on the radio. (My God, that was a very long time ago!)

[riona]

36. what are the vapors?

i live in florida - whatever they are, i must qualify
:yoiks:

[tigereye]

2. yeah

there's this tense spot, right between my shoulders, yeah. Right there. :D

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. I woke up today,

one leg short. Do you think it's a virus?

[tigereye]

16. someone has it off and they are waving it atcha

seriously, there was a kiddie virus going around recently where kids couldn't feel their legs.... that was one of the symptoms.

[Misunderestimator]

6. I have eye corns.

:popcorn:

[arwalden]

19. Whatever You Do... DON'T TOUCH IT... And Don't Pick The Scabs!!

It only makes it worse!!

[eyesroll]

8. I carried a whole bunch of heavy shit down a long flight of stairs,

then up a short flight of stairs...

And my back and knees and arms are fine...but my feet hurt. :shrug:

[no name no slogan]

10. I've got a little schpilkas in my ginechtigazoink

but I saw a doctor and now I'm resting down in Boca, thankyouverymuch

[progmom]

12. no, tell me about you

tell me about the bad times. i want to hear it all.

:grouphug:

[terrya]

13. My lower back is aching today.

Which is strange, since it was ok before I went to sleep last night.

[arwalden]

17. Well... I've Tried To Warn You... But Would You Listen To Me? No!

For some men... when they get to be our age... well, we just have to cut back on the creative, overly-ambitious, gymnastic, contortionist sexual positions. :hi:

[terrya]

18. I'm not 21 anymore, Allen.

Hell, I'm not even 31

And I'm not even 41. Yikes!

:hi:

[Swede]

15. I cut my thumb.

Now I think it's infected.

[JanMichael]

20. Throat infection, stuffy, ear pain, tired...

The throat thing is nasty painful and the ear crap started last night, well fuck me!

It started last Friday, been to the docs twice, no meds just PAIN!

[azmouse]

21. My shoulder hurts.

[auntAgonist]

22. My leg is killing me ..

fell down stairs here at home 3 weeks ago tomorrow. 7.5 lortab helps sometimes. I'm tired because my blood levels are in the tank, and my nutrition is coming from a bag right now. You asked :)

:hi: :yourock: :hi:

[Susang]

23. It hurts all over

Can you fix it? :cry:

[flamingyouth]

26. ...

:hug:

[progmom]

32. awwwww

:hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

24. My lips are a little chapped.

And I just aggravated them by eating spicy tofu and veggies. Pity me.

[flamingyouth]

25. My neck and lower back.

I have three herniated discs in my neck. And something's wrong with my lower back too, though we're not sure what exactly it is (likely one or two other herniated discs - I need an MRI). I'm in PT for it. I get headaches all the time. Still I lumber on. :D

[Theres-a]

27. My ankle hurts

I slipped in the snow this morning and fell.Snow.Thanks for asking.:(

[LaurenG]

28. It hurts right here ---------->

*points to heart*. Too many sad things today.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. There's a rumbly in my tumbly...

and I don't know what to do...:hug: As for real stuff, that's just way too boring.

[PassingFair]

31. Just have your gramma give him a call....

He sounds like a glutton for punishment,
and she is THE MASTER!

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. Hehehehehe...Now...how to get terrya to give up his phone number...

:think:

[Bullwinkle925]

30. My Head!!

Everytime I turn on the television and see this:



or this:



or this:





I seem to fall into the throes of Tourettes. I'm quite perplexed - it doesn't seem to happen at any other time?


:wtf:

[jukes]

34. withdrawal

i hurt EVERYFUCKINGWHERE...

[hyphenate]

35. I don't think you really want to know, do you?

Because with me, the list would be almost endless.

[Deja Q]

37. Tingling and numb arms, legs, feet, hands.

Frequently fatigued
No libido
Easily sweat