After eating a HUGE batch of garlic soup for 3 days, my breath is awful.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Simply awful. Oh, and yesterday, the third and final day of the soup, I ate the last bowl of it with some cucumber/onion salad, and then last night's snack was some cheese and crackers with a LOT of sliced onion on them.

God, it's awful. My secretary gave me gum, saying, "You need this today".

I've brushed my teeth a number of times, done the gum, done some listerine breath thingies... but it comes back in a few minutes.

I'm glad I'm not getting intimate with anyone today!

Oh, and the garlic soup had kielbasa and andouille sausage in it, along with leeks, shallots, and Cipolline onions. It is DAMN good soup.

[Shine]

1. Guess no vampires will be bothering you.

:D

Tip: Try Altoid mints. They're curiously strong.

[Gormy Cuss]

2. The scent is probably wafting from your pores at this point.

Is this some new diet, the 'All Allium All the Time Diet?'

It does sound tasty.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I don't think I smell yet, but I probably will soon.

:P

The day after I ate at the garlic restaurant in Los Angeles I was exuding stink that even I found gross.

[DS1]

4. What did that person ever to do deserve being your secratary?

:scared:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. My God! The only thing missing from that recipe was beans!

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

6. Rabrrrrrr entering the room would make ears pop

and shrink balloons

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. The man is almost walking talking anti-gravity at this point

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Yes, repelling everyone in my sight!

And then I went to noon Lenten worship.

Bwuhahahahahaha!

[Call Me Wesley]

7. What would do the trick even better, faster and more awful

is what I am looking forward too. It's soon wild garlic (Allium Ursinum) season! After a soup of that, your secretary wouldn't offer you a gum anymore. She'd just quit.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Try eating some parsley. You'll become socially acceptable naturally.

Enjoy your garlic, Rabrrrrrr. :)

[YankeyMCC]

11. Man that does sound good!