For post #15,001, I present to the Lounge a quandary:

[Magrittes Pipe]

Recently, my right pit has been sweating through my shirt. It is quite upsetting. My left pit does not do this, nor do I have hyper-sweating issues at other parts of my body.

I use the same anti-perspirant/deodorant on both pits. I don't stink, so the deodorant properties seem to be A-OK. Regrettably, however, the anti-perspirant bit seems to have given up on old righty.

I change up my pit stop brand every now and then, so I don't imagine it's a tolerance (though I could be wrong, I suppose).

Have you any advice?

[Richardo]

1. If you amputate close enough to the shoulder blade - no pits at all!

:thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. But then how will I....

:thumbsup:

[Richardo]

11. Carry your hand (in thumbsup position) in a plastic bag around your neck

Indicate it with a nod of your head when appropriate. :thumbsup:

Must I think of everything?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. My roommate has the EXACT same problem!

his right side gets so much more sweaty then the left side! Its also funny cause the hair on the right side of his body grows faster then the left side (a few weeks after his haircut, the line on the back of his head is all slanty)

His brother has the same problem. He says it helps when he shaves/trims his armpit hair. He has yet to find any antipesperant that works. he doesn't smell either, just gets wet.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. But I'm not that hairy!

I don't get it at all! :cry:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

12. my roomie isn't hairy either

and the sweating just comes from walking back from the subway, for example

[LynneSin]

4. This thread makes baby jesus cry

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. That picture of "Baby Jesus" makes the world die.

[XNASA]

5. Hyperhidrosis is a drag.

Have you considered botoxing your armpit?

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. That's expensive.

Can I just rub an old roast under there?

[LynneSin]

8. Question: Are you right handed or left handed?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. I'm a righty.

Could it be this fucking mouse I keep clicking? :o

[LynneSin]

13. Think about it silly - you probably use your right arm more than your left

and thus you have more sweat generated because of the extra use of your right arm.

I suggest you either become ambidextrous or

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. I've always been righthanded. The sweat issue is new.

Like last couple of weeks new.

[LynneSin]

16. You're getting older and old people smell more

:D

Maybe it's just starting to catch up with you

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I DON'T SMELL, GODDAMMIT.

:grr:

[LynneSin]

18. Fox never smells own hole

well, that's what we use to say as kids

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I have been over this with the missus a million times.

H: Are you sure I don't smell bad?
D: No, honey, you don't smell bad. Now get back to work.
H: But I'm afraid I smell bad.
D: For the last fucking time, you don't smell bad. Finish what you started, already.
H: Okay. If you promise I don't smell bad.
D: If you don't stop talking with your mouth full, I'm gonna have to hogtie you again.
H: I'll be good.

[LynneSin]

20. She lives with you and is probably use to the smell too

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

14. The real reason whoisalhedge's armpit stinks

The cat is using it as a litterbox

[BikeWriter]

21. Yikes!

[madinmaryland]

22. Don't worry about it! Just go with it!!!

[edbermac]

23. Put a bay leaf under your arm...

You won't stop perspiring, but you'll smell like soup...

[dolo amber]

24. !

:spray:

[LynneSin]

26. Or an absorbant mini-pad

Stick it to the underarm of the shirt and it'll absorb the sweat and that nasty odor

[dolo amber]

27. This does not result in the smell of delicious, delicious soup

Thus: :thumbsdown:

[dolo amber]

25. Sexy!!

:loveya: