I have solved whoisalhedges quandary - who is next

[LynneSin]

Guy sweats more in his right armpit because he's righthanded.

Who also have a quandary - post here and I'll fix it

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. How can I get a year's worth of appraisal reports filed inside of two

hours...Hmmmm? TIA :hi:

[LynneSin]

3. Make shit up

NEXT

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. No, No NOOOO...They are already done and need to be filed!!!

HELP ME! ? !

[LynneSin]

6. Stop posting on DU for two hours

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Hehehe...I did that earlier in hopes of getting something done, I didn't

even turn the computer on. And, instead, I took a nap. Shame on me. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. How do I get all this toothpaste back in the tube?

[LynneSin]

4. Cut the tube in half and put it back in that way

and then duck tape the tube shut

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. That's not toothpaste.

And that's not a tube.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Well, it shore done clean my teeth good.

:thumbsup:, magical white cleansing substance!

[Beer Snob-50]

8. I snuck out of the office this am for a ice coffee already

and i really need another...how can i without getting caught.

[LynneSin]

9. Tell them you have to make to the emergency room for a heart attack

people aren't going to question that shit. Come back two hours later and tell them it was a false alarm

[Beer Snob-50]

11. EXCELLENT.......

it may work

[no name no slogan]

13. Why does my car run better on Unleaded than No Lead gas?

[LynneSin]

14. I'm not fricking Mr. Wizard here

I don't see that as a Quandary