SEX THREAD!

[ZombieNixon]

Sex sex sex!

:bounce:
:rofl:

For the new mods! :bounce:

[miss_american_pie]

1. I'm sure they were warned about you.

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

Warnings cannot do me justice.

I am like a herk on the wind. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I'm too sexy for this thread!

[ZombieNixon]

4. Or...could it be...this thread is too sexy for you?

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

17. I am wounded beyond repair - welcome to my ignore list!

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

29. ...

:P

I've had you on ignore for months! :silly:

[YouthInAsia]

3. discuss...

[LeftyMom]

5. NIPPLES!

Perky nipply nipples!

[ZombieNixon]

6. Yes, please.

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. I'm disappointed.

What will I do with you?

[ZombieNixon]

9. Herk me, of course!

:7

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. I'm too tired to herk you right now.

Can it wait until tomorrow?

[ZombieNixon]

11. :(

:(

If you must...:(

:cry:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Oh fine!

I'll herk you now. :eyes:


But it won't be a good herk.













If I continue on this path, I'll get your thread locked. BWHAHAHAHA! :rofl: :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

14. That's the objective!

First new mod to lock this thread wins!

:bounce:
:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Should I alert on it?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

18. Meh...if you want.

It doesn't seem quite up to locking quality yet, though. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Should I post a topless pic?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

20. Umm..duh?

:evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Umm..ok

Once again, I never specified that I would post a topless pic of *me*.

[ZombieNixon]

22. Ouch, Admiral!

That herks! Or doesn't herk. Whatever.

Oh, well, in the grand cause of getting this thread locked...:shrug:

Still..x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. I'm sorry, I'm a tease.

I can't help it. :o

[ZombieNixon]

28. You're a big herk is what you are.

:(

:P

[Kerrytravelers]

8. Here's an absolute response.

[Deja Q]

13. When when when!

[In_The_Wind]

15. Now?

[ZombieNixon]

23. Umm...maybe?

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

35. Well _ what's it gonna be _ yes _ or _ no _ ?

er ... but can we listen to a little music first ... ya know ... just to set the mood

[xmas74]

24. May I join?

I used to get these locked and deleted all the time!

[ZombieNixon]

25. YES!

:bounce:

[xmas74]

27. W00T!

Nothing better than a sex thread when there's a storm approaching!

[ZombieNixon]

30. What about sex?

:shrug:

[xmas74]

32. Sex is best during a storm.

You don't have to worry about people hearing you scream and carry on when all they can hear is thunder and high winds.

Plus, there is the added bonus of a possible power outage. If the power's out it's much easier to fantasize that the man you are with is really Trent Reznor. There's no light to prove otherwise.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. There, I just posted something to 'warm' her up.

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. '

[xmas74]

34. I just posted about him!

Damn he's sexy.

I need to go clean myself up now.

[ZombieNixon]

37. Uhh...TMI?

:P

[xmas74]

38. Like it hasn't been posted on here before!

If you'd like me to lock and delete this thread I could give details.

[ZombieNixon]

39. Go on....

:evilgrin:

[merh]

36. Six

:hide: ooops, I couldn't find my glasses and misread the title.

[Robeson]

40. When my wife and I first met, she said she had to have a 10 incher

...for her to achieve orgasm. I loved her so much, I went to the Doctor, and asked him to remove 3 inches....:evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

42. You are always a gentleman Robeson.

[Robeson]

43. I am a rather accommodating lad, aren't I.....

...:hi:

[Wapsie B]

41. PENIS!!

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:


Reading about screaming women makes me hungry. Damn. ;-)

[BigMcLargehuge]

44. Locked

PSSST... don't tell, but a veteran mod locked this one.



Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator (on loan from Lumpaland)