I am going to win the Powerball - anyone want anything?

[KitchenWitch]

[dolo amber]

1. I need a boob job and some lipo...thanks!

:yourock:

[KitchenWitch]

5. You are beautiful the way you are!

:hi:

[dolo amber]

10. A lessening boob job, just ftr

But you're very sweet. :hi: :)

[KitchenWitch]

16. I want a reduction too!

My back buckles under the weight of these behemoths.

[Left Is Write]

2. A house near you.

[KitchenWitch]

4. That would totally rock!

[MissMillie]

3. Can I have $20,000?

I don't know how much the jackpot is, but $20K would be enough to change my life.

[KitchenWitch]

7. would $10,000 a year for two years work?

that way you would not get nailed with taxes.

[MissMillie]

9. Sure, I'd take that

thanks!

[LaraMN]

6. A rustic cabin and eighty nine pounds of cheese curds.

SQUEAKY cheese curds.

[KitchenWitch]

8. I love squeaky cheese curds

Maybe I will buy a squeaky cheese curd factory!

[LaraMN]

18. Yay! Can you manufacture them in the shape of genitals?

I think they'd be a big seller.

[KitchenWitch]

19. mmm, Naughty Bits Cheese Curds (R)

has a nice ring to it.

[LaraMN]

22. My parents made obscene cookie cutters once.

They're so domestic!

[RevCheesehead]

25. Hey!

That's getting a tad personal!! :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

26. I would let you in on the business!

:evilgrin:

[LSK]

11. you can pay off my house

Only 139k left to go.

That would be nice...

[liberaltrucker]

12. An 06 Kenworth condo

With 550 HP 3404 Cat Engine, 13 speed OD tranny, 3.80 rears, and an onboard generator.

Shouldn't be more that, oh, $130K

Thanks in advance.

:pals:

[YouthInAsia]

13. I swore I was gonna win that HUGE won they had a while back...

but alas, no. But I'll take a boob job. Oh=, and my dogs would like 12,000 bones.

[GOPisEvil]

14. If you'd be so kind as to pay off my mortgage.

It's only about 90 grand. Thanks. :)

[Floogeldy]

15. A pack of Marlboro and a Butterfinger.

;)

[KitchenWitch]

17. You are a cheap date!

:hi:

[Deja Q]

20. A paid escort. A new spinal column. Confidence. Chocolate pudding.

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Yes. I would like $47 million please.

[Lavender Brown]

23. Could you take care of my student loans?

We could come up with an easy monthly payment system. :P

[RevCheesehead]

24. Would you please build a new house for Merh?

And make it a nice one, too. :)

[KitchenWitch]

27. You know what?

If I did truly win the Powerball, I would build merh a house.

[RevCheesehead]

29. You are the bestest!!!

(((((((:hug:)))))))

[DanCa]

28. A blonde with low moral fiber?

Ewwww I just described ann coulter. Forget it. :D

[merh]

30. Can I get some of those chocolate covered cherries

that they make up your way?

Those are yummy. :hi:

:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

31. Of course!

How many bedrooms do you want in your new house?

[merh]

36. ...

:cry: :pals: :hug: :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

37. Don't cry!

:hug: :loveya:

[merh]

38. you're too sweet

:hug: :loveya:

[beyurslf]

32. Hey I thought that I bought the winning ticket!

[Scout1071]

33. KW -

Just a little bungalow house here in KC. Won't run you more than $175-200K.

Thanks in advance,
Scout

[Whoa_Nelly]

34. Yeah! You bet I want something, KW!

A visit with you someday :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

35. That will happen!

:hi: