God that Cynthia McKinney is arrogant! She's a corporate sell out too!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[johnnie]

1. And she has a cell phone

x(



:popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

2. And she takes it into restaurants and lets her bratty kids talk on it.

:o

:popcorn:

[johnnie]

3. While breastfeeding them

:popcorn:

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. and eating cornflake-d chicken...

:popcorn:

[Shine]

4. I think she's gonna team up with Hilary for the Dem ticket.

:popcorn:

[Telly Savalas]

5. Cynthia McKinney is probably an illegal immigrant!

[XemaSab]

6. Cynthia McKinney had veal for dinner!

:o

[SofaKingLiberal]

7. GODDAMNIT CRAZY! NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!

Well, not really.

You can get away with posting anything.


:rofl:

[realisticphish]

8. Did you hear?

She went hunting, and then shot a cat trying to catch a songbird, and then roasted the cat (and the songbird) just for kicks.

Swear to God.

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. I heard she was clubbing seals in Canada too

[petronius]

20. It's not just seals - at home, everything she wears is 100% fur...

and she never wears anything twice, just throws it in the landfill and buys another.

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Cynthia McKinney makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Chovexani]

11. Cynthia McKinney is a Scientologist!

SHE EATS BABY THETANS.

[mrbill]

12. have heard rumors that.............

she had Ralph Nader's love child.

[DBoon]

15. I heard Ralph Nader WAS her love child!

nt

[mrbill]

16. she might be Ralph Nader's love child....

Nader figures in here somehow....

[mrbill]

13. and she also shops at Wal-Mart

n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. That's just because she's a stock holder

[SofaKingLiberal]

18. McKinney is the 20th hijacker!

[FuzzySlippers]

19. I've heard she has more shoes

than Imelda Marcos and Mrs. Ceausescu put together.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Fleshdancer]

21. buuuuuurrrrrrn heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr!

:D

[SeattleGirl]

22. And she let her hair go all "natural". God!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[XemaSab]

23. She has an endless parade of 13-year-old boys as lovers

[LSK]

24. did you hear she had lunch with Hillary?!?!?!?!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[SofaKingLiberal]

25. OMG!!! That's worse than mine!

:popcorn:

[Major Hogwash]

26. And on top of all that - she was wearing a wig!

It wasn't even her own hair that was the reason that the honest, law-abiding, hard-working, stressed, over-worked, under-paid, under-appreciated Capitol police officer asked Representative McKinney to stop and identify herself in the first place!

Joan Rivers scooped everyone on this story!
Jeraldo didn't even have this one!
Ms. Rivers could tell in a New York taxi mile that no woman would actually have such a wild hairdo as Representative McKinney had in real life - unless it was a wig!

Joan's big exposé is gonna be on the E! channel tomorrow.
Ms. Rivers will reveal that Representative McKinney was wearing one of the famous Eva Gabor wigs from the Chaka Khan boutique selection. $29.99 retail.

Joan will display her disgust for Rep. McKinney choosing to wear such a cheap wig plus give tips on face lifts.

"Oh please," said Ms. Rivers, "I've seen woodchucks with better hair styles than that wig. That wig went out of style with the mini-skirt and Twiggy. Oh, please, give me a break. Oh! It's disgusting. Ugh!"

[ET Awful]

27. Cynthia McKinney took my shoe!

:P

[jukes]

28. read all posts

what's the downside?