WARNING: New sexually transmittable disease discovered!

[MadisonProgressive]

Name of disorder: Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has
issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a
sexually transmitted disease. The disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced
"gonna re-elect him."

Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been
screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected
include:

-Anti-social personality disorders
-Delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones
-Extreme cognitive dissonance
-Inability to incorporate new information
-Pronounced xenophobia and paranoia
-Inability to accept responsibility for own actions
-Cowardice masked ! by misplaced bravado
-Uncontrolled facial smirking
-Ignorance of geography and history
-Tendencies towards evangelical theocracy
-Categorical all-or-nothing behavior

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this
destructive disease originated only a few years ago
from a bush found in Texas.

[bush_out_the_door]

1. Lol

He he he.
:rofl:

[Blaze Diem]

2. LOL This is too Good!

kick & recommend

[HereSince1628]

3. We ought to have a special archive and search ability on old jokes...

Though I suppose there is nothing wrong with the good ones coming around their orbits one more time.

[leveymg]

4. Who said that the art of put-down was dead?

You should share this more widely. Please report back -- I would love to hear the responses from wingnuts.:evilgrin:

[rkc3]

6. There are a lot of big words for our Freeper friends to read through.

They'll just smile politely and tell us the sarcasm is the most base form of humor and smile politely again.

[originalpckelly]

5. Interesting...

It is interesting to note another disease has been discovered recently, though it is not sexually transmitted. It is abbreviated DSDS.

Here are the symptoms:
1. A profound self-interest that causes one to act in a way that one will regret later.
2. Causes one to follow commands of people believing in irrational philosophies including those which use violence to promote peace and democracy.
3. If a person in the "group" should take actions which are morally right, then he is ostracized, given little support, and is quickly backed away from.
4. It is impossible for victims of the disease to stand up in the presence of high executive branch officials, such as a President or Vice President.

The full disease title is "Democratic Spine Degeneration Syndrome."