Paris Hilton: "I like being flat. I think it’s hot."

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/04/06/paris_hilton_loves_looking_lik.html

In a recent interview with Elle magazine, Paris Hilton says she doesn't understand why women want bigger breasts, explaining:

"I like being flat. I think it’s hot. I never have to wear a bra." However, the party princess hasn’t always been so confident about her slender figure. She added: "When I was 13, I really wanted a boob job because all my friends started to have boobs and I was the only one who looked like a boy."

[terrya]

1. The wisdom of Paris Hilton, folks.

Let's give her a big hand.

[johnnie]

4. She always touches the deepest part of my soul

:cry:

[terrya]

11. She is, indeed, a philosopher at heart.

[file83]

37. I can't believe they are considering her for the role of "Mother Theresa"

Isn't that just fucking WRONG?
http://www.nbc4.com/news/8504991/detail.html

It is SO wrong.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I thought it nicely offset the flood of Katie Couric headlines...

...if they play that clip of Katie talking listening to her "heart" and "gut" one more time, then telling Matt Lauer that just like Dorothy said to the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz, "I think I'll miss you most of all"...the next thing you will hear is the sound of me screaming...it's like the 2006 version of Sally Field's "You like me...you REALLY like me" greatest hit.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[freethought]

2. I whish Paris would just go away!! n/t

[Squatch]

3. She's got a dreamboat body, but a shipwrecked face.

[Ava]

5. i would never want her body

she looks like a broomstick!

what is she.. a size -10?

[DS1]

7. conform

[Name removed]

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[Ava]

10. airbrushes do wonders

her real body

[Squatch]

12. She's a red 'x' in real life?

[Ava]

15. red x?

[Squatch]

18. Am I the only one who can't see the picture Ava posted?

[DS1]

19. I had to work to see it

:-(

[file83]

40. I tried to right-click and "show picture" but it's still a red "X"...

:argh:

[Ava]

20. different host

[Squatch]

22. And what, pray tell, is wrong with that?

(Except for the dumb glasses, that is)

[Ava]

23. ok, i get why guys like her

blonde, anorexic, and dumb.



she needs a burger, that's what is wrong with that picture.

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[_testify_]

28. Amen Ava

She needs a sandwich!

BTW, if Karen Carpenter had eaten the ham sandwich Mama Cass choked on they'd both be alive today.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

50. lolz. goddamn that was funny!

n/t

[Left Is Write]

61. Except that Mama Cass died of a heart attack, not choking.

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/mamacass.htm

[_testify_]

70. Thank you.

I did not know that. I retract my previous statement.


:-)

[Left Is Write]

77. Ah, I wouldn't worry about it.

That joke's been going around for over 20 years.

[DBoon]

29. I think she is way too skinny

she needs a burger AND double fries

[file83]

41. Paris needs a brain transplant as well.

She's only rich cuz her daddy made her so. She didn't get that money from being smart.

[DBoon]

45. if she wasn't rich, she'd have to work in a fast food joint

solving two problems at once!

[AngryAmish]

49. How do you think it would go over here if you said

X actress needs to stop the burgers and run some laps?

[Inland]

58. It would go over better than if you said

XXL actress needs to stop the burgers and run some laps.

[DBoon]

79. If the actress was naturally thin

and was on a rigorous weight gain diet just to achieve a more zaftig figure desired by men, I'd say the same just that.

Women who deprive themselves of good solid meals just to have a culturally sanctioned "thin" figure should instead eat what they enjoy, and not worry about what men think of their figure.

Because this man thinks they look fine just as they were meant to.

[Canuckistanian]

78. And Poutine. Lots of Poutine.

[bullwinkle428]

52. Her muscle tone is absolutely horrible - she has no excuse as far

as that goes. It's not like she doesn't have access to the best personal trainers, nutritionists, etc. I prefer curves on a woman myself, but at least show me some evidence of physical activity...that's "hot" to me!

[Ava]

13. just to clarify

the reason i would not want to have her body is not because of her boobs, it's because of her overall appearance. she looks like a scarecrow. her arms are skinner than my 5 year old little sister's.

[eyepaddle]

35. Wow, those arms are WAYYYYYYY to skinny to be healthy

and she doesn't have any real tone to speak of. That looks more "starvation" than "lean" to me.

The whole trainwreck of her existence is kinda sad to watch, and yet I still have so little sympathy for her. There might be an irony in there, somewhere.

[MissMillie]

34. 10? No

I'm thinking 3... tops

[Left Is Write]

48. She said negative 10, not 10.

[LostinVA]

54. Icky -- too skeletal *shudder*

[DS1]

8. She's not flat. Anne Heche is flat.

[Squatch]

17. Exhibit A

[jeanarrett]

26. Those are not flat--they've just gone really south.

[azmouse]

31. sheesh... Did she look in the mirror before she left home?

She looks awful!

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. she's ugly

bleh

skanky hooowaaarrrr

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Is she talking about her brain?

[formerrepuke]

21. I thought she was talking about her brain waves.......n/t

[Ava]

25. urban dictionary terms

Paris Hilton -

1. Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.

2. Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter

3. (1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(3) jaundice
(4) anorexia
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying


4. Economist: What goes up must come down.
as to
Paris Hilton: I must go down on what comes up.' --the Cone Zone

[leftofthedial]

27. someone that wise

should play Mother Theresa or something, don't you think?

[realisticphish]

30. As much as I hate her

I do have to give kudos for not following the hollywood trend of getting boob jobs. At least she's happy being anorexic and stupid :shrug:

[azmouse]

32. I'm not convinced that she doesn't have a boob job.

In the pics posted, Paris looks way too big up top for someone that thin. She just may not have the porn star boobs that most of Hollywood gets.

[Shakespeare]

33. Second that. n/t

[LeftyMom]

38. It could be the bras she gets

I have pics where I have a similar amount of cleavage and trust me, it's all because of the right bra.

[dr.strangelove]

42. I was thinking of the swimsuit photos Ava posted

and paris's comments that she does not wear a bra. I know a bra can lift and push out/together giving great cleavage, but if you have that cleavage without a bra at 24, but did not at 21, I think it may be surgical.

[LeftyMom]

43. It's certainly possible

If so, she got a really good job done, as it's not obviously fake like so many young women in hollywood (Lindsay Lohan comes to mind.)

[wildhorses]

71. thank God for those bras!!!

;)

[DrGonzoLives]

36. That's flat??

Uh, no.

Oh well, at least she's not out getting boob jobs thanks to media brainwashing.

[dr.strangelove]

39. Um, did she not get breast implants 2-3 years ago

Small ones, but implants nonetheless.
You decide:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/006903.html

[Nikia]

44. She isn't flat

She has above average size breasts for someone of her weight and build. Having much bigger breasts when you are thin looks odd and usually doesn't feel good either. I don't know why someone who is underweight would want D or larger breasts.

[SKKY]

46. When did we start giving two left nuts what Paris thinks? Hmmmm?

I must not have received the memo.

[Lethe]

47. who cares about Paris....enjoy the way you were made

diversity is sexy. humans are defined by their individual characteristics and flaws, it makes us interesting.

[jmowreader]

51. That woman is not flat

I'd like to introduce this ditz to my store's kitchen designer...THAT poor woman is built like your little brother.

Paris, OTOH, is not.

[Left Is Write]

53. "Poor woman"?

As someone who can't fill up a 32A bra unless it's got a little padding, I find that a tad insulting.

[jmowreader]

55. Okay, sorry...

[mitchum]

56. I thought she was talking about her ass

[Inland]

57. She's rich. Therefore she can be bug ugly and say stupid things

and still have the beauty that only wealth can buy.

Is she still engaged to Stavros Niarchos? That guy was much richer than Paris Latsis and Paris was richer than Paris.

So there.

[Orangepeel]

59. that's the one smart thing she's ever said. nothing wrong with being flat

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

60. Flat with a push-up bra, that is. Oh, this is the only push-up I'll lick:

[no name no slogan]

62. That's hot.

[Zookeeper]

63. Wow, your post is hot.

(Vacant stare) It's really hot.

[no name no slogan]

64. Well, your response to my post is also hot.

really hot. :rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

65. this sub thread is hot

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

66. Wow, that's hot, too

:yoiks:

[jukes]

67. rich skank

age will NOT be kind to her.

[oustemnow]

68. So much misogyny in this thread.

You people sicken me; I thought this was a progressive Web site.

[jukes]

72. *NOT* misogyny

she's not at ALL representative of women.


but if i sicken you, that's cool by me.

[NMMNG]

69. A) She's not flat B) She is annoying

If she wasn't rich as sin nobody would ever have heard of her.

[DeaconBlues]

73. I love and admire all types of women

As that spill the wine song goes: big ones, small ones, tall ones, short ones, etc., etc....

But Paris Hilton is just as skag.

[eyepaddle]

75. Male or female that level of shallowness and narcisism is

just annoying as hell. Coupled with a general distaste most of hae for spoiled rich brats.

[baldguy]

74. Paris Hilton: "I like having a lobotomy. I think it’s hot."

[BreweryYardRat]

76. Why don't I go rent a steamroller.

Then she can be REALLY flat.