Note to Kevin Federline: "icing" and "Tyson" do NOT rhyme...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

This is one of the lines from the newly leaked Kevin Federline song from his first album:

"You got little dawg, a cake with no icing, K Federline, I snap like Mike Tyson."

This of course is an example of the old "taunt the competition by pointing out how non-delicious their desserts are" cliché that has become so prevalent in most hard-core street rhymes. This can only lead to more violence, which is said, because I really looked up to KFed, and I thought he knew better.

hear Kevin Federline's "Snap" here

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=801

[Bassic]

1. This guy has "Dumbass" written all over him.

And about 3 minutes after his albums comes out, he'll also have "Has-been" written beside it.

[_testify_]

2. This is from his first album:

All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice baby

[arwalden]

3. Who Is Kevin Federline?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. HA HA! Nice TRY. You must bear this burden with the REST of us.

DENIAL will not save you.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[arwalden]

10. There Are SOME Benefits From My Being Out-Of-Touch With Pop "Culture"...

... it's not all bad. :hi:

[terrya]

4. He's a regular Cole Porter, eh?

Or choose the latter day gifted songwriter of your choice, I suppose.

[LaraMN]

5. He should've incorporated "Mike Tice-ing" instead.

Reknowned wordsmith that he is, I expected better.:P

[RebelOne]

6. If you say icing without the g, icin, then it rhymes with Tyson.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. I like LaraMN's idea much better.

It SHOULD have been Mike Tice-ing.

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[leftofthedial]

7. lots of things rhyme

one of the reasons I like writing in Nashville is that way unexpected stuf rhymes, like "oil" and "soul."

[johnnie]

11. And paw and y'all

[leftofthedial]

12. and "slower" and "floor"