-The Masters- racists still refuse to invite world's greatest golfer

[underpants]

http://www.masters.org/en_US/scores/index2.html

Daly is EVEN
D.Duval +13
G.Player +5
Tiger EVEN

I find the how excercise moot as the world's clearly greatest golfer is once again shunned by the lily white Augusta National Country Club.

No lesser authority than Pyongyang Golf Club's resident professional, Park Young Man, together with Kim's 17 armed bodyguards, can attest that Kim played the full eighteen, all holed out, off the back tees on a crisp autumn morning in October 1994. "He is an excellent golfer," said Mr. Park.



http://www.anyonefortee.com/Shots/Kim.html

The pro at North Korea's only golf club reveals that supreme leader Kim Jong Il once shot a 34 for 18 holes, including five holes-in-one. The Korea Central News Agency later improves the lie by saying Kim shot 11 holes-in-one the first time he ever played golf.


http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0603150195mar15,1,6049958.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed

[DS1]

1. Hysterical

[underpants]

2. Kim Jon-Il on the first tee

Walks up. Hands behind his back. Turns and walks off. Young staffer says "What did you get sir"

"A one"

"but sir" (everyone punches him in the arm)

"Oh okay a one"

[AllegroRondo]

3. They must use different "gimme" rules up there.....

the bigger your ego, the bigger the gimme?

[jmowreader]

8. More like "the bigger your armed entourage..."

When you're the second-worst dictator in the entire world, if you want to shoot 18, you shoot 18 every single round.

[commander bunnypants]

4. All hail the Leaderbean

CB

[underpants]

5. LOL

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. What's Korean for 'mulligan'?

[underpants]

7. Wow is that Titanium Sir?

:nuke:

[GOPisEvil]

9. Mr. Park would never lie. Everyone in North Korea is honest.

*Uh, guys, can you take the gun barrel out of my back, it hurts. Just point it at me, I get the message.*

[KitchenWitch]

10. How many damn Mulligans is that cat allowed?

[underpants]

12. As many as he wants

:scared:

[no name no slogan]

11. But how would he do against Chuck Norris?

That's the big question

[underpants]

13. Chuck Norris does not play golf

Chuck Norris is golf

[matcom]

14. "Happy ILmore"

:bounce:

[underpants]

15. He doesn't play golf... he destroys it.

Tagline: He doesn't play golf... he destroys it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116483/

[tigereye]

16. man I feel bad for Duval

hope he can get his mojo back...