bettyellen, PLEASE don't leave DU!!!1

[Magrittes Pipe]

we wuv u this much!!1! :loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. I love BettyEllen!!!!

but whats this about her leaving du? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. She said she was leaving DU!

In jpgray's thread! :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. You fucker.

I'll kick your ass! Skittles style! :P

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. lmao!

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. What?

Um no. Just no. Betty I won't stand for this. You can't leave, plain and simple. So there. The Rev has spoken.


Please? :(

[jpgray]

4. You even put ones in and everything

:eyes:

You've lost it, Hedges. People will now take you seriously forever.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Kick for bettyellen!

:cry:

[progmom]

8. you're twisted

:hi:

[yvr girl]

9. She is NOT allowed to leave

I NEED her. :loveya:

[bettyellen]

10. this thread coulda been check in if you've been in a hotel room, smoking

weed with bettyellen.
because you'd get the exact same fucking people reponding (plus a banned DUer)
that's not love. :cry: they're all hooked!

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. jpgray and I did not smoke weed in a hotel room with you.

Nor did we inappropriately hit on all the women in said hotel room that night and consistently thereafter.

[bettyellen]

12. and i didn't threaten to straddle either one of you, in said hotel room in

order to more forcefully deliver a shotgun.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Thank heavens!

:scared:

[progmom]

17. don't knock it til you've tried it!

[bettyellen]

45. it would have be better if you woulda stopped shaking!

but i did the best i could, LOL.
ah, good times.

[progmom]

48. you make it sound as if i was withdrawing from heroin

:)

[bettyellen]

49. i know, cool, isn't it!!!

it's so much more exciting than RL!
so's the bathtub story . :P

[bettyellen]

18. to wuv me, is to allow me to straddle, poke, prod, pet or pat.

until i'm bored.
:*

[Briarius]

55. Well then I wuv ya!

:evilgrin:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. why am I never around for the good stuff?!?!??!

and why didn't you stradle me ever?!?!?!!? :cry::cry:

[bettyellen]

23. we did share a bathtub, with your roomate no less.

and next time i promise i'll climb mount madashell and put you in the death grip of the gods, okay?
:*

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

25. true, we did share a bathtub

:D

:loveya:

[bettyellen]

30. straddling in bathtubs is hard unless you have those handrails...

they are not just for geriatrics.
:blush:

[yvr girl]

15. We're hooked on YOU, Sweetie

And not just because you are our dealer...I mean baker. :D

[bettyellen]

21. very funny to see almost the whole room here, LOL.

my gosh, it's the anniversery of our love fest soon, isn't it?

[yvr girl]

22. I was trying to remember if it was March or April

So much fun.

BTW, :loveya:

[progmom]

16. hahahahahahaha

well yeah...there's that.


but that's not WHY we love you! :loveya:

[bettyellen]

20. you stoned AGAIN!! oh lord, it's all my fault......

:loveyou:

[texas1928]

19. I am not hooked on you, but I would be sad to see you leave.

So stick around.

[bettyellen]

32. so sayeth the scary grey cat.

your wish is my command, T.

[WilliamPitt]

24. WTF?

[bettyellen]

28. ah! the three sweetest, most persuasive words in the world: WTF?

i'd be really touched if i wasn't such a bitch.
:*

[Susang]

26. I can't believe anybody takes you seriously

Ya big doofus! :loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. I am preparing a statement.

:thumbsup:

[Misunderestimator]

29. Somebody takes him seriously?

well, shit.

[bettyellen]

31. i'm so sorry you had to find out about the attempted straddling this way..

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

33. Yeah, and now I'm disappointed.

I didn't get such treatment from you either of the times I've met you. :P

[bettyellen]

34. well the first time you were bleeding..... and the second, well i guess

by then i was in the habit of not straddling you. :P

[Misunderestimator]

35. Wow... you sure do form habits quickly.

And the first part of your post sounds funny. :D

[bettyellen]

37. and i shed them so slowly. grrrrr.

to me, you'll always be the babe with the horrfying arm cuts. my gosh, that was some first impression, missy.

[Misunderestimator]

38. I guess it could be worse.

:(

How's the no smoking going? Or should I ask?

[bettyellen]

40. ask away babe, it'll be six weeks this coming sunday.

not the easiest six weeks, but i'm pretty determined.
and are you visiting nyc very soon? ;)

[Misunderestimator]

43. Yay!! Congratulations!

And yes, very very soon. Can't wait to see you. :bounce:

[bettyellen]

44. same here!

we have plans for you two!
:bounce:

[sundog]

36. this is sad

very sad :(

[bettyellen]

39. and it's all your fault!

:P
unless i get two thousand floaty hearts by sundown, it's all over, mr. dog.

[sundog]

41. here's 6

:loveya: :loveya:

that hurt, but i squeezed them out just for you

now leave me alone :P

[bettyellen]

42. it's nice to see you! even though i am so fucking done with this place!1!!

[swimboy]

46. Here's six more, makes a dozen

:loveya: :loveya:

Word is you have a brownie recipe that I need.

[bettyellen]

47. search for me posting to joanie alpern

keywords double extraction or extra cocoa. :D

you're okay, but fuck everybody else! damned them to hell. :*

[DS1]

51. okay

[bettyellen]

52. okay as in fuck you, good riddance

or as in i want that brownie recipe also?
now remember, my self esteem depends on this.

[DS1]

60. Brownies

and I don't mean little girls

[swimboy]

57. Got it!

Thanks! B-)

[khashka]

50. If bettyellen leaves...

I will kill (violently) a random DUer. I doubt she wants to be responsible for that......


Khash.

[bettyellen]

61. well no, not if it's random

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

53. I don't want bettyellen to leave.

She has cute cats and good recipes.

[swimboy]

58. I agree!

Thanks for a fun evening, Joani!

(and thanks for the brownies!)

:loveya:

Is there a smokin' loveya smilie anywhere?

[In_The_Wind]

59. I think it's always nice to finish the evening with something sweet.

I must have left that smilie at home.
Darn it! I'm always forgetting something!

[WindRavenX]

54. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[jukes]

56. she'll be back

just ck out jukes!