Post your unsubstantiated rumor here about Skinner, EarlG & Elad

[LynneSin]

The reason we increased the number of donations in the last fundraiser: New heat pump for the DU office hottub

[LSK]

1. i heard they have video footage of the McKinney incident

[SOteric]

2. Skinner bears a striking resemblence to Brad Pitt

and has stock in a Swedish Fish manufacturing company.

[LynneSin]

3. Earl G is giving the Skinner his daily briefing.

EarlG concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Skinner exclaims. "That's terrible!"

Elad sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, Skinner looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[ZombieNixon]

4. Who's Skiller?

:P

[LynneSin]

5. Skinner, Elad & EarlG rearranged all the keys on my damn keyboard

:cry:

[ZombieNixon]

6. Daml them! Daml them ann!!!

:grr: :balghead:

[XemaSab]

7. Skinner, EarlG, and Elad stole my laptop

so I wouldn't be able to post on DU any more! :cry:

[Ava]

8. i heard they are all really one person named "William"

who has multiple personalities. :P

[MissMillie]

9. Oooh... the purple crayon......!!!!

:silly:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Nope. That was the previous fund drive.

This past one was to increase the caliber of the booze in the mod forum. And, I must say, it is delicious!!!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

12. Damn, they got the good tequila didn't they

I should have applied.

Rumor has it next one is for hookers and plenty of em!

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Hookers? What do we hookers for?

Skinner does resemble Brad Pitt after all.

[terrya]

15. I certainly appreciated them buying Jameson's for St. Patrick's Day

A memorable day, indeed! :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. And that Bailey's with the coffee. Dayum. That was good.

[terrya]

27. It certainly was.

Those guys do know how to put on a good spread. :-)

[MissMillie]

11. I heard that EarlG

drinks as early as 10 a.m. every day.

[DrGonzoLives]

13. I hear they get drunk at the office at night and kill hobos

n/t

[LynneSin]

16. I heard the three of them are really Hanson all grown up

Then




Now

[Ava]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Nah, Elad can't sing.

:hide:

[LynneSin]

28. Could Hanson sing

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Hey, watch that, missy....I was a HUGH fan of them.

[LynneSin]

30. That explains why they keep you on as a moderator

Gotta appease their fanbase somehow

[Midlodemocrat]

32. That's not it, silly.

It is because I am a robot and only make rational decisions.

[johnnie]

31. Are you series???

[Midlodemocrat]

33. Yes. I am.

I thought they were very good back in the day. Their Christmas album is a classic.

[johnnie]

17. I heard they don't recognize each other

If they aren't wearing their lapel pin.

[LynneSin]

20. They're not allowed to recognize each other without their lapel pins

:D

[miss_american_pie]

19. The admins stole Bertha's U

:P

[yvr girl]

21. They're LOVERS

and they can quit each other.

[LynneSin]

23. Skinner can quit Earlg but Elad can't quit Skinner

Earlg is still not sure whether he can or cannot quit Elad

[yvr girl]

24. Thanks for clearing that up

I was confused.

[LaurenG]

I heard they were using the money to keep Newyawker99

from EVER leaving. However, that is only a rumor.

[BigMcLargehuge]

22. Skinner, EarlG, and Elad are the three AI personalities of DEMCON 1.0

A joint project between the Democratic Party and MIT.

From the literature -

DEMCON 1.0 offers concise bboard programming, effective personnel management, witty retorts, and three fully developed artificial personalities housed in an unobtrusive beige and gray cabinet suitable for any office decor. With DEMCOM 1.0 installed in your party HQ, campaign locations, or seats of power, you have the ability to manage all aspects of political discourse, opinion, shaping, and fashion trends.

{snip}

The DEMCON 1.0 Personal Mobility and Defense Upgrade, known as DEMCOMPMDU outfits the standard chassis with dual CO2 fire extinguishers, span mounted arclights, and a bank of 500DB loudspeakers.