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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:56 PM
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Funniest Hannidate....Ever
For those unfamiliar, Hannidate is a matchmaking feature on Sean Hannity's web site.
Truly a dating swamp for the conservative and deranged.

But this one....Well, see it before they take it down:
http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=1139



I am not a homosexual
Member Name: JCChristian
Member ID: J00XXXX
Caucasian / White, 46, Married Tremonton, Utah
United States

And here's a bonus catch:
http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=1222
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 01:58 PM
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1. That has to be a joke. Even freepers aren't THAT stupid.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:01 PM
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2. I wonder if my hannidate account is still up there
I speak Iceland, smoke a pipe and want to homeschool a bunch of babies. I wrote it right after Rick Santorum's last liefest book had come out
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 04:55 PM
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9. But the question is...
...have you gotten any takers? :evilgrin:
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:15 PM
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3. It's still there - that's friggin' hilarious! n/t
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:19 PM
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4. Looking for:
Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 02:21 PM by ZombieNixon
I'm looking for a traditional woman who knows her place and
would never think of laughing at her husband and calling him
"tinyboy," or "Mr. Limpy."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

As for the other one, holy crap, I think I went to HS with that guy! :o
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:46 PM
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5. that second one is only an hour away from me
;) :P
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 03:03 PM
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6. hmmm.. i'm thinking about making an account on there
trying to figure out what to put.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 03:06 PM
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7. I wonder if the 2nd guy will get responses
The first one is obviously some sort of joke.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 04:52 PM
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8. Here's some good ones...
"I Just Need a Man to Tie Me To The Stove"

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=1238

You can't make this shit up!

- - - - -

"Where are all the conservative hotties?"

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=1266

Well, here's one:



- - - - -

"Most importantly, I love MY God!"

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=1261

Translation: "I need someone who'll pay my bills."
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laheina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 04:57 PM
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10. .
:rofl:
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