Post a substantiated rumor about whoisalhedges.

[Magrittes Pipe]

:poopcorn:

[Ava]

1. i don't know whoisalhedges

:shrug:

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Scurrilous!

:o

[BikeWriter]

2. I heard you like poopcorn.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Shame!

:o

[DS1]

5. He posted his "playing a piano sideways next to a bottle of booze"

picture on suicidegirls.com

you could see right up his nostril and everything!

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Damn him!

:grr:

[ZombieNixon]

6. heisalhedges

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. I never would have guessed!

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

9. I know. Shocking, isn't it?

:o

[progmom]

10. he has a huge

ego.

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. It's just a front for my deep self-loathing.

:cry:

[SOteric]

11. He likes to dress in women's clothing, has a giant

rubber schlong and massive tatas.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. False!

Next.

[SOteric]

16. D'oh! My apologies.

He has massive ~FALSE~ tatas. They looked real in that picture.

[XemaSab]

13. He has satisfied 45 women in a single night.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. You forgot the decimal point.

[XemaSab]

19. Sorry

He has satisfied 4.5x10^3 women in a single night

[LynneSin]

17. Actually he married a woman with 45 distinct personalities

and every night he has to satisfy every one of them

[eyesroll]

18. He's done it with two (2) DUers.

:o

On edit: And he once simulated the love that dare not speak its name with my SO, although I don't remember who pitched and who caught.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. What is this "it" of which you speak?

:shrug:

[jpgray]

22. Jello shots

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. I have never done a Jell-O shot in my life.

[jpgray]

30. (only girls do them I think)

:hide:

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. I think you're right.

:thumbsup:

[eyesroll]

32. I've never done a Jello shot either.

I've made Jello with cheap sparkling wine, though.

[eyesroll]

24. Owned a home.

Or engaged in sexual intercourse with.

Either/or.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Technically, the home I owned with dolo amber was only in my name.

We weren't married yet.

But the doin' it, yeah. :thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Okay, so I did a Whois for alhedges

alhedges.com, alhedges.org, and alhedges.net are all available.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. You are a geek.

:thumbsdown:

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Duh.

[LaurenG]

28. Is secretly Skinner and in love with his other two selves

Elad and Earl. Oh and he has 23 children.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. False!

Go to the end of the line.

[BikeWriter]

33. Tom Cruise's dad abused him

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. False!

Get a life.

[XNASA]

35. He misses his teddy. nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. Bear or lingerie?

:shrug:

[XNASA]

37. Yes!

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. No!

:thumbsdown:

[XNASA]

39. Yes! Featuring Rick Wakeman.

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. No! and Howe.

:cry:

[terrya]

41. He's a longstanding member

Of DU, of course.

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. Scandal!

:o

[johnnie]

42. The dude can cook a mean ass chili

Just don't ask him to bring a spatula.

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. Curse him and his trollop!

:grr: