My smooth line of the day

[Wetzelbill]

well, ok, it was yesterday and it was not all that smooth. Ok, and my smooth lines occur few and far between not daily..

Well, I sit by this skyscrapingly tall blonde girl in one of my classes, she's pretty gorgeous, which means I tease the holy hell out of her for being tall. (she's nearly a foot taller than me) I also make fun of myself too though, it's all in good fun... well anyway....

She started off class yesterday with her hair pulled back in a ponytail, sort of hastily done and slightly mussed... which is pretty good, imho. So sometime during class she let it down, so now it was all mussed up and flowing etc. At the end of class I looked over at her and go: "oh, you changed your hair." She mutters yes or something. (she's the most shy and quiet,beautiful person I have ever met) So I mention that I liked it both ways and she couldn't look bad etc. She smiles, says thanks, yadda, yadda, yadda.. So here is when I bust out this line"

You know, nothing renders a man more helpless than the sight of an out of place hair.

So she gushed a little and so on, totally beaming.

I think I have been put on earth to make beautiful women smile. If that's the case, then I love my job. :)

[Common Sense Party]

1. Ummm...

You know, nothing renders a man more helpless than the sight of an out of place hair.


Did you get that pickup line from Clarence Thomas?

[Left Is Write]

:spray:

[Wetzelbill]

8. Exactly!

I get all my lines from him... both of them. :)

[johnnie]

2. Smooth

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Just as a point of reference

how tall are you?

[Wetzelbill]

9. more like how vertically challenged am I ?

5'1

[Left Is Write]

4. If your line is true...

I should be rendering men helpless everywhere I go.

[Wetzelbill]

7. oh I've seen the pics

yeah, you do. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. What makes you think you don't?

Look behind you, darlin'. Behind you.

[miss_american_pie]

5. What color are her eyes?

Unless you know that I'm not impressed. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

6. either brown or blue

No, blue.. :)

[CanuckAmok]

11. So, did you ever find the rabbit?

[MadHound]

12. Just one suggestion for you

OK a couple of suggestions that I learned from going out with many tall women, including my wife.

First, don't make fun of their height. Most tall women have been mercilessly teased about their height for years now, and even if you're just doing it in fun, it is an unpleasant reminder for them, and a reminder of bad times past. Many, many tall women are quite insecure about their height, and are quite sensetive about it. Bad joo joo man, don't do it.

Second, when you get one of these tall women on the dance floor or other close setting, do not focus on her chest, even though it is at eye level for you. My wife has explained on more than one occaission just how infuriating it was when she was going out with men shorter than her, how they would focus almost exclusively on her eye level chest, and nothing else. And don't do what one guy did, and that's snuggle his face down in the cleavage for a long winter's nap. A sure way to get a slap upside the head.

But hey, they hair comment was a great line, and you've made a good impression. Keep it up, and have fun;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Really?

Is this why so many contemporary women's hairstyles have their bangs hanging in their eyes?