I'm sick of Wilford Brimley telling me what to do.

[Jara sang]

At first you think he is going to be all grandfatherly and everything, then the next thing you know he is barking orders at you. He pretends like he has some good old folk wisdom for you then he starts getting all gruff like he is going to pull out the hickory switch if you don't buy the insurance he's hocking. Fuck you Wilford! I am not your lap dog. I will no longer take your abuse!

[matcom]

1. Wilford touched me in my naughty place

AND he smells like Grandma

:cry:

[tjwash]

8. **SNARF** Dammit Matcom you owe me a new keyboard

:spray:

[Fenris]

2. ...

http://shotgunsausage.ytmnd.com/

[LeftyMom]

3. The evil bastard supports cockfighting.

:puke:

[matcom]

4. that is EXACTLY the term he used

when he touched me in my naughty place :think:

[flamingyouth]

11. He does?

:wtf:

[azmouse]

5. Sounds like a job for Jack Bauer.

He doesn't take nonsense from anybody. Nobody's as tough as Jack!

[Schema Thing]

6. I know people who've worked with him

and they say he is a Grade A asshole.

Guess it comes thru.

[tjwash]

7. That wasn't Wilford Brimley.

That was John Bolton. :scared:

[Darth_Kitten]

9. LOL

:rofl:

it's like if you don't do what he says, something nasty will happen to you.

Perhaps I enjoy waiting in long lines to buy things, Grandpa. ;)

[Ikonoklast]

10. Well, if you didn't have him locked in your basement

chained to the floor naked, maybe he wouldn't be such a crabby old bastard.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I love when Wilford tells me what to do. I don't even use safety words.

Ahhhhhh........

[graywarrior]

13. How do know if he's really alive?

I mean, he's been around since God was a pup.

[Zomby Woof]

14. Kicked and recommended

For years, I called him the 'Quaker Oats Fascist' because he used the same bullying tactics to get people to eat their oats.

Goddamned walrus-faced nazi.

[swag]

15. Elections have consequences. Work harder in 2008.