Aw, crap! I've got the hiccups.

[skygazer]

Quick - somebody scare me! :bounce:

[Droopy]

1. BOO!

I hope that worked. But I don't know. People who know me think I'm about as scary as Casper.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. How could I?

Champagnah?

[azmouse]

3. Cheney in '08!

Well? Scared yet? Did it work? :hide:

[skygazer]

4. I'm still washing my eyes out with Clorox

After viewing Call Me Wesley's offering.

Strangely, I believe my hiccups are cured! (but my eyes sure hurt!)

[azmouse]

7. Well, I was hoping that wasn't too scary.

We do have some young kids on DU and I wouldn't want to be responsible for inflicting lasting harm.
Glad to hear the hiccups are better. :hi:

[Dr Fate]

5. Hold a spoonful of sugar in your mouth until it all melts.

Works everytime. Really.

[skygazer]

6. I don't have to listen to that Mary Poppins song while I do it, do I?

Because I'd rather have hiccups....

[Dr Fate]

10. It works. Every time. Placebo or not, it really does work. n/t

n/t

[Inland]

8. Here's what you do.

Take a full size tumbler of water, eight to ten ounces.

Put a table knife, point first, in the glass and drink all the water with the knife handle against your cheek. Drink all the water in one downing.

[skygazer]

9. Can I use vodka?

It's the same color and I like it a lot better. O8)

[Inland]

11. Well, it's my mom's cure

and I have no idea how to ask without her thinking it's my idea. So, I would say you could always try the vodka, then chase it with water.