Is your pet gay ?

[TheBaldyMan]

Try Channel 4's pet-o-meter test to find out :

Just how gay is your pet ?

I ran it for my dog, now sadly deceased, and he had a score of 58% gay, basically he'd sleep with anything and if he did find a bone he'd sniff out a furry hole to bury it in!

[Droopy]

1. My pet is into bestiality

She likes people.

[TheBaldyMan]

2. rofl

Is she a leg humper?

[Droopy]

3. She's a cat

and she just eases up and swipes your leg and then turns around and points her ass end at you with her tail up.

[ThomCat]

5. Two of my three cats are in love with me.

They're not sure if I'm their mom or a potential mate.

Poor confused beasties. :)

[hippiechick]

4. Um, I can't answer the questions...

... Hank's a virgin! How can I tell if he's gay or straight then ?!? :(

[TheBaldyMan]

7. dress him up and take him for a walk, if he enjoys the attention - suspect

if he critisices his clothes and refuses to wear anything that is isn't co-ordinated - gay

[trof]

6. We had a red eared slider one time...

and I was kinda suspicious about him.
He was always rearranging the furniture in his little habitat tank.
And he'd only eat waxworms.
I dunno.
;-)