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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 08:25 PM
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Debra or Jack?
The Boss was in a quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit".

:rofl:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 08:38 PM
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1. Well, I thought it was funny.
heheheh.

guess I'm the only one...:eyes:
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 09:09 PM
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2. sexual harassment panda.
:silly:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 09:14 PM
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3. !
:spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray::spray:
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 09:17 PM
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4. LOL Good one!
Edited on Thu Apr-06-06 09:17 PM by In_Transit
Something about you makes me really like you.:shrug: :pals: :yourock:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 10:38 PM
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5. heheheh. It's my charming personality.
and I'm sooooo modest, too. Have I told you that yet? :D

:pals:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 10:41 PM
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6. I think it's cute........
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 01:47 AM
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7. My wife and sister-in-law liked it.
So did I. Thanks! :rofl:
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:08 AM
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8. ROFL
Sent it on to some pals :rofl:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:11 AM
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9. .
:rofl:
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