Celibate with me, friends.

[LaraMN]

....."If Dick Cheney were a nun."

[Redstone]

1. No, thank you. I'd rather not.

Redstone

[ZombieNixon]

2. Gee, thanks...

:eyes:

But, no thanks, I'd rather do the other thing. :evilgrin:

Only without Sister Dick, thank you. :scared:

[LaraMN]

4. I guess you and Redstone are just "ungodly."

:P

[ZombieNixon]

9. Didn't you hear the news on FOX?

Only virgins can love the Lord...unless you're a Republican, and then it's all OK. I guess I'm screwed.

Hmm...less than four beers makes me ornery. :grr:

[LaraMN]

14. the Lord of what?

I think they have their own make-believe deity, and just reused the name.

[ZombieNixon]

17. Umm...the Lord of the Dance?

Let us all worship Michael Flatley! :P

[Fenris]

3. Mother Angelica! The pirate nun!

For a while she had an eyepatch!:D

[LaraMN]

6. She looks like a cabbage patch kid, all grown up.

:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Mother Angelica!

She rocks! How dare you compare such a piece of shit to her!!

I once heard her corner a priest on her talk show about women and ordination... she wasn't taking any crap from him. She should be a member of the Uppity Women's Club.

[LaraMN]

8. I didn't even know who she was. So she's cool, eh?

You have to admit though, she does have a bit o' the snicker goin' on in that pic...

[RevCheesehead]

13. She's a scream.

I love watching her show. Problem is, I can't find it on anymore.

She's a strict RC, and tows the line... but she's also not afraid to push it, to ask questions, and even call bullshit when she sees it (although she uses nicer words than I do).

[no name no slogan]

11. THAT's who she is!

I see her all the time when I'm channel surfing. Good to put a name with the face!

[texas1928]

7. Sorry I like sex toooo much.

Can't do it.

[LaraMN]

10. That's okay, I don't intend to actively hold up my end of the deal, either

:toast:

[philosophie_en_rose]

12. Mean! That nun is adorable. Cheney could never smile like that.

Can't compare that Cheney sneer to a happy nun. Maybe an unhappy, ruler-wielding nun. :shrug:

[Ikonoklast]

15. Mother Angelica looks like she's cracking her knuckles

"You call yourself a Christian, do you Dicky boy? I'll let old Mr. Lefty smack that nonsense out of your head!"

[Ivan Sputnik]

16. I've seen her on TV

She is a trip! Very entertaining, at least in small doses.

[meow2u3]

18. 13 years ongoing....

and damn darn proud of it! To me, celibacy is a sign of inner strength, the ability to control my sexuality instead if it controlling me.

Although I would like to get married one of these days....there just aren't enough decent men to go around; all the ones I know are either too young/immature, married/divorced, or gay. Where's a decent single or widowed guy (who didn't kill his wife) when you can use one?

[leeroysphitz]

19. Celibate good times, come on!

It's a celibation...