I have a huge blow job ahead of me.

[LaraMN]

Now that all the snow is melted (mostly) I see that apparantly we should have cleaned up the yard one more time before the snow fell. My yard is full of matted leaves and crap. I think a leaf blower might not even move any of it. Fun. Why can't leaves be reusable? Why do they have to fall all over my grass? Trees are idiots.

[WindRavenX]

1. um...did you ACTUALLY type that headline?

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

3. You forgot to put this word just after the "um..."

"why "

:rofl:

Still, who isn't envious of Lara? :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

6. Yeah, and I snorted to myself when I hit "post," too.

I'm not even drinking. I have no excuse.:P

[dolo amber]

2. I do too...off to bed now

*sigh* :cry:

[LaraMN]

8. Lol!

There are products to make it less...taxing. Not that I'd have any of those! :bounce:

[Blue-Jay]

4. D'OH!

[Robeson]

5. Can I watch....

...you "blow" the leaves, that is....:rofl:

[LaraMN]

11. It makes me uncomfortable.

I might get performance anxiety.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Leaves *are* reusable

Mulch 'em.




I think you can recycle semen, too.

[LaraMN]

10. Yep- I just throw the whole mess in the compost.

"the whole mess." You THINK you know which I'm referring to....but do you REALLY?:o

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I never know with you, darlin'

Keepin' up with you is like shootin' ducks with a rake. :crazy:

[LaraMN]

18. Lol! I'm just trying to fix a mental image of that.

The best I can do is beating ducks with a rake, but it's a pretty amusing picture.:rofl:

[electron_blue]

9. Yeeehaw, I was wondering if this was really you, or someone

impersonating you....

[In_The_Wind]

12. Try mowing them into mulch.

That's what I do.



:hi:

[LaraMN]

13. They're kinda' wet.

I know, I should just wait and let them dry out, but I'm impatient. My yard looks like crap, and I like it to be an "oasis" of sorts, especially after the long winter. I can't wait to start my gardens! :bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

24. You wouldn't enjoy blowing on the wet things. Why don't you uncover the

tender little shoots of spring flowering bulbs which should be sticking their little heads up. ;)

[Deja Q]

14. Jeffrey Dahmer would be proud...

[In_The_Wind]

25. Do you really think so?

[dpbrown]

16. You may have to take care of it by hand

And of course that might make an even bigger mess.

[LaraMN]

17. Bwahahaa!

Last fall, I broke a tool that way. :rofl:

[dpbrown]

21. Could cause blisters...

...if not handled properly...


;)

[Elidor]

19. Uh...

IBTL?

[Briarius]

20. You could always hire someone to come in and take care of that for you

as long as they're not illegal immigrants that is :D

[Gold Metal Flake]

22. So you are saying that once you wipe off the white stuff...

...the real clean up begins?

[jukes]

23. TEASE!

actually, mulching mowers clean yards better than blowers and the mulched leaes protect grass seed from drenching & feed your lawm.

[beyurslf]

26. Oh my. Well, thanks for sharing. I hope it all cums out ok. :)