Would you buy a wesley Clark or Howard Dean doll?

[webkev]

I'm just thinking, because my Uncle works in the Toy Industry.. but he told me that it would cost lot of money to produce them.. so there would have to be some interest..

I know the Bush dolls are probably going to be back on the shelves for christmas 2004..it might be an idea to have another doll for the democratic candiadate :think: :D :D :D

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. Clark Doll.

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[webkev]

3. well, it'll be whoever the democrat is..

[moz4prez]

2. i could just cake an incredible hulk doll with toothpaste

voila, Howard Dean doll

[xultar]

4. Clark Absofukinlootley! Dean, HELL NAW. n/t

[ibegurpard]

5. Blech! neither

I think making dolls out of politicians is creepy.

[bicentennial_baby]

6. Clark!

With variants: West Point Clark, Vietnam Era Clark, Oxford Student Clark, White House Fellow Clark, Supreme Allied Commander Clark, and of course, President Clark!

Dean could have variants too: Park Avenue Dean, Ski Bum Dean , Med Student Dean, Dr. Dean, Governor Dean, President Dean!

Note to Deanies: The above suggestions are in no way intended to be a bash on Dean in any way. I'm bicentennial_baby and I approve of this message ;-)

[moz4prez]

9. wait ok i got it

Dr Dean: Craaaazy Abortionist Dean, Nervous Breakdown Dean, Scuba-diving Dean, the Sealed-Mobile Dean, Dean-Rides-a-Pale-Horse Dean, Multi-poseable Dean, Camouflage Dean, and possibly a Trippi action figure in the works. What could you do with him anyway? I guess you could miniaturize him, that he could crawl out of a little opening in Dean's back.


Gen Clark: Detachable-limbs Clark, Rap Star Clark, Ninja Stealth Clark, Risen-from-the-Dead Clark, Depleted-Uranium-Powered Glow-in-the-Dark Clark, and of course, Malibu Clark, WWIII Clark (replete with sticks and stones and babies' bones), and the 12" Monster Clark that you can wind up to walk over miniature Serbian journalists

yeah, I know. there's just so much you can do w/ a military man :(

[Jerseycoa]

7. For kids, toys, right?

I don't see a problem with it. At first I thought you meant for the candidate-struck.

[wtmusic]

Paris Hilton maybe...

if it was the inflatable kind

[mikehiggins]

8. Clark of course

I'd love to see a "4 star Clark" figure next to "action figure Bush" on the KB shelves. I wonder if the kids could tell the difference between the real thing and the ersatz.

I sure hope their parents can.

[Myra]

10. No way. I don't think hero worship does a either candidate a favor.

They're both humans with human flaws, not perfect, not statues.

[whirlygigspin]

11. I want a Sharpton doll

that kicks a donkey when you wind it up