I, too, have written a song.

[ZombieNixon]

OOOOOOOOOGNAAAAAAAHHRRRRRRRRRRAAAARRRR- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIII- AAAAAARRRRRRRRRYYYYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

It's an anacreontic ode transcending the verbal dimension. I'm rather proud of it! :D

Whaddaya think?

[XemaSab]

1. I think it sucks big hairy moose herks.

[Skip Intro]

2. I like the way you avoided the doo waps

shows promise

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. :deadpan:

Nowhere in your post do I see the word "herk". I am highly disappointed.

[ZombieNixon]

7. :drunken slur:

I'll be whatever I wanna herk! :+

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Oh great.

You're drinking, I can't ever talk to you when you're drinking. :eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

12. you can talk to me, I am sober than an alcoholics anoyomous meeting

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. I would, but I actually have to go to bed.

:(


Stupid work, ever since I started the 6:30am shift on weekends, I keep getting up earlier and earlier on the weekdays. :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

18. thats fucking nuts

I have my off day tommorow so I'll likely be getting up as you go to work.

[ZombieNixon]

13. That's only because you're never awake when I'm drinking!

:P

Besides, I've only had one beer and a little bit of VodkaDew. I am officially at my best in this condition.

See? No spelling errors! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Vodka and Mountain Dew?

:puke:



Damn college kids. :P

[ZombieNixon]

17. One of my friends "invented" it.

I don't put as much vodka in it as he does. :puke:

[Ava]

4. it herking sucks

:P

[JohnKleeb]

5. I'll have what he's drinking bartender

:beer: bottoms up

[ZombieNixon]

6. Vodka + Mountain Dew, my friend!

And I'm working a lot better, too...math is no longer broken! :+

[JohnKleeb]

8. hahhaha I am slacking off after a big day

mmmm vodka and mountain dew. You know I came very close to finding a liquor source today.

[ZombieNixon]

9. Ooh, what/who?

And why was it only "close?"

[JohnKleeb]

10. Friend of mine gave his informative presentation on

small business and how to start one and he's going to be opening a liquor store sometime soon, and I asked in class if he wouldn't card me, I got a polite no but that was before I became a future phone a friend on millionaire.

[ZombieNixon]

15. Well, get off your ass and make your millions.

Slacker! :P

[JohnKleeb]

19. Go on who wants to be a millionaire and beg Regis

to ask you questions about the US Presidents.

[ZombieNixon]

20. Regis is not worthy of my begging!

I say we just go kick his ass! }(

[JohnKleeb]

21. Find do you know anyone who get immitate Kelly Ripa?

in voice, that will distract Regis then we can go steal his millions then go to Ben Steins place and steal his moeny.

[ZombieNixon]

22. Hmm...imitate Kelly Ripa...might Rev do it?

Though I hear Kelly Ripa eats people's hearts. Rev might have a problem with that. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

23. Would Rev act veal?

We could use veal in the place of a human heart.

[ZombieNixon]

24. Ooh, veal!

Did you see MrsGrumpy's veal flamewar?

[JohnKleeb]

25. No

but I can imagine it would be controversial but I dont care, its a damned good deliacy

[ZombieNixon]

26. Nothing like a good vegan/veal-eater flamewar when there's a storm

approaching. Or even if there isn't. Which there wasn't. But it was herking good :poopcorn: anyway.

:popcorn:

[JohnKleeb]

27. can't we all get along?

its trival bullshit really. I don't care they dont eat animals, I do and its part of my diet. There are so many more important things going on in this world that should be debated. Gah people need to relax, I wish Wendy's were open :(.

[ZombieNixon]

28. Apparently not.

:(

On those things, I can see both sides of the issue because I was raised vegetarian but now I loves me burgers. Even now, I don't eat red meat nearly as often as chicken and turkey and stuff. To be honest, flamewars like those just make me sad because it's really distracting from what we have to deal with more immediately.

Oh, well, at least it's not boring.

Mmm...Wendy's. :9

[JohnKleeb]

29. hah I was raised the total opposite

Its in my blood. Right there's a fucking genocide going on in Sudan and innocents are dying of AIDS in Africa. It's outraging. Instead of bitching about stupid shit like what we eat, lets think about those and help those who are lucky to eat.

[ZombieNixon]

30. Exactly, we can worry about this stuff later.

If we can't save our own asses, what good are we to any other species? It's crazy. x(

[JohnKleeb]

31. yeah I think its just a temporary issue

I mean a lot of bad shit is happening and people are debating because of burgers and veggies, its trival nonsense. Drives me insane when people focus on seminial crap instead of focusing on what really is wrong.

[ZombieNixon]

32. I think it's because people like to argue

especially on a political message board such as DU, but don't really want to think about issues as big as Darfur and AIDS, because it makes people feel "icky" because it's so horrible, so we retreat into our little pet issues and duke it out there.

But, what do I know? The vodka's starting to kick in. :+

[JohnKleeb]

33. youre making sense for a drunk man

Darfur is Rwanda all over again, damnit to hell with isolationism, to be silent is the worst thing one can do.

[ZombieNixon]

34. I get profound when I'm drunk,

and at this hour of the morning anyway, even when I'm stone cold sober. :)

Damn right, Darfur is Rwanda. When I was watching Hotel Rwanda and not crying the other night, I was (soberly) think about Darfur and the shit going down there.

Unfortunately, we're bogged down in Iraq and rapidly turning it into a Lower Asscrackistan in a flaming shitstorm of hellish nothingness and have no strength with which to intervene in places that could use it. :grr: :mad: :nuke:

[mdmc]

35. journal looking good

:kick: