I am a therapist, (really I am)

[aquaman]

Ask me any question about your personal life and I will fix it. No charge!

[ZombieNixon]

1. One by one, the penguin steal my sanity.

What can I do to make them go away? :scared: :silly:

[aquaman]

4. Take Clozaril.....

Last resort medication, it will kill your liver but as long as you don't see penguins it's all good.

[ZombieNixon]

5. I drink alcohol.

That kills my liver already. :shrug:

[aquaman]

13. Then don't take Clozaril.....nt

[KitchenWitch]

40. doesn't Clozaril need to be monitored closely?

Isn't Zyprexa a better alternative?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Thank you for sharing that with me. Can I talk to the chair now?

:popcorn:

[aquaman]

7. I am not a psychologist therapist

I am more modern than that.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. Why do I only attract idiot guys ?

Become a psychic and tell me the name of the man I will marry ;)

[NMMNG]

6. I am seeing the letter "B"

Or maybe "R"

Perhaps the letters "B" and "R". :shrug:



;-)

[aquaman]

10. You attract idiot guys because.....

well I don't know.......I guess that I owe you money...The name of your husband will be Bubba...

[Robeson]

8. Can I ask you one? Who is your therapist?......

...and do you exclude your own prejudices from the advice he/she gives you? This is a serious question. I'm curious as to how therapist interact with each other, and seek therapy themselves.

[aquaman]

11. I have never been to therapy....

But truly, most therapists are crazy........not me of course!

[Robeson]

14. redact.

[aquaman]

15. I have never been through any real trauma........

I seriously just found myself in this field. I only work with kids and their families exclusively. Would not work solely with adults, too fucked up.

[amitten]

9. Why am I so happy?

Oh wait, because I have a great life.

[aquaman]

12. No,

Because you worship Satan and eat meat.

[enigmatic]

16. Why do I think Malt Liqour is Nector For The Gods?

Well, besides for the buzz, I mean...

[aquaman]

17. Well,

I would say that it is because that you are 16. But, I know you and understand that this is not the case. So, the answer my friend is blowing in the wind. You just like to feel funny.

[enigmatic]

18. I'm feeling it now

I just got home from another long night at the hotel and I'm chugging down some Canadian Malt Liquor (10%)and doing my show; just played some Charlie Christian and am still amazed at what an incredible guitar player he was..

[aquaman]

19. Cool,

Play some Old Crow Medicine Show next. The new Calexico is coming out on Tuesday.. whoo hoo.....

[enigmatic]

20. I'll play both!

I've got a haenkering to play some stuff off Richard Buckner's "Devotion + Doubt" where Calexico backed him; have you ever heard of The Grassroot Deviation?

[aquaman]

21. No......

Never heard of the The Grassroot Deviation, where can I hear it on dial up? Remember, I am in the boonies.

[enigmatic]

22. great new local band

getting some airplay from us and indie stations; a kitchen sink's worth of alt-country, funk, and straight-ahead rock:

http://thegrassrootdeviation.com/dnn/

Bunch of great guys, too...

[aquaman]

23. Cool, I will check it out.....

I have tickets to see Dinosaur Jr. tomorrow in Asheville. Not sure if I am going to make it though, going to look at houses as I have told you that we are moving.

[enigmatic]

24. I'm wishing you luck on the house, my friend

got any good leads?

[aquaman]

25. Oh yea...

we are going to look at a log cabin near Table Rock in SC. We live in a log home now so want one when we move too.

[enigmatic]

28. good call

We want one in the worst way, too; good luck..

And in honor of Dinosaur Jr., I'm going to play "Freak Scene" in a bit:)

[aquaman]

30. Cool.

Dinosaur rocks......your music tastes and mine combined makes us musical GODS.

[enigmatic]

32. Is that a Herbie VW on the shelf?

I gotta orginize my CD, vinyl, and cassette collection into something other than a gigantic pile in my studio room...

[aquaman]

33. Damn, your good.......

It is......

[enigmatic]

34. one of my best friends is a VW buff

I thought that was it..

[aquaman]

36. I own a VW beetle 1972, mint condition.....

I drive it once a week.

[enigmatic]

37. OMG

I have to show him this; he'll drool for sure..:thumbsup:

[aquaman]

38. I love it, drives like a new car....

Can't go get gas without someone asking me to sell it to them.

[aquaman]

35. My records are in another room........

Nick Drake originals, worth lots of money, I have all of them.

[BlueIris]

26. Why can't I believe in myself more strongly?

Seriously. WTF. It's 2006, I'm an educated, compassionate, non-assholish "giver." I want happiness and I want it now! It's getting it for myself that's been the problem.

[aquaman]

27. Well, self-esteem.......

Is a gift....I will help you gain it for $99.95.

[Random_Australian]

29. What makes Beethoven's Ninth Symphony so good, and why do

people wreck it by playing the one 20-second bit?

What if you had a self-harm impulse you never acted on? (ie. so easy to control it's just annoying, and frigging repetitive).... would you be concerned?

Hey mods that ain't askin' advice. Nothing's gonna change my ways.....

[aquaman]

31. we all have those impulses....

It depends on what you do with them and how well you control those bastards..

[Random_Australian]

39. O.K., just don't read this!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=263&topic_id=16817&mesg_id=17010

Very easy to control, but they're far more automatic than their control systems, which is what makes it so distracting and irritating.

We all get them? Next you'll be telling me we all sometimes feel that those around us only bear our presence from mere politeness.