Ok children come around. I have a story to tell you.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

THERE'S NO EASTER BUNNY!!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[ZombieNixon]

1. How can I go on?!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. HAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

:popcorn:

[TimeChaser]

2. NOOOOOOOOO!

:cry:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Get over it!

:popcorn:

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. NO! YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR!

:yoiks:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Bull.

:popcorn:

[SofaKingLiberal]

7. Then where do all those eggs come from?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. The grocery store! Ya parents buy them!

:popcorn:

[SofaKingLiberal]

9. O'Reilly warned me about people like you.

:popcorn:

[Wapsie B]

10. That's right, there isn't.

>

[yvr girl]

11. That's not true. We HAD an Easter Bunny.

But I think we ate him.

...my parents said he moved to the farm, but I think they're lying.

[Random_Australian]

12. I prefer the Lano And Woodley version.....

(Though, as Americans, you've never seen the show)

Oh no children! (says Lano in a really, really patronising voice)
It looks like the Easter Bunny isn't coming this year... oh no....
BUT WAIT! What's that noise? (still bieng as patronising as anything, cups hand to ear)
Oh look children..... A Helicopter! and the Easter Bunny is on board yay, yay....
(Helicopter lands, Frank Woodley dressed in outsized Bunny suit steps out)
Wowwwww.... the Easter Bunny himself! Say hello, children... (Realises something) uh, Frank... Frank... (starts making urgent downwards gestures with hands.... meanwhile the camera looks over to the Easter Bunny, jumping Up and down, up and down just underneath the swirling helicopter rotor blades.... jump, jump, *Thwack*..... giant Easter Bunny head lands in the middle of screaming children... end scene)

heh heh heh.