OMG! How's this for an opening line

[yvr girl]

I would do anything you ask if you made me your bitch. You could do anything and everything you wish to me, anything for your pleasure. I would love to obey your every command and serve your every whim. I would love to crawl to you and kiss your feet, and beg for the pleasure and honor of serving you. It would give me no greater pleasure then to be dominated by you and do everything that you command. Please let me serve you, please make me your bitch.


YIKKES!!! I can not believe some of the guys on MySpace.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Run!

[yvr girl]

2. My profile gives NO indication

that I would be into this.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. When are you having lunch with him?

:popcorn:

[yvr girl]

4. Let's try

NEVER

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. But... but...

He wants to be your Lub Slabe.

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

8. Just not working for me

His profile says he's 23. Just imagine how kinky he'll be with time.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Okay, but y'gotta admit

the feet-kissing part made you tingle a bit, huh? :evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

5. dude

do the dishes, mop the floors and clean the cat boxes and i *might* smack you around

i need someone like that

[yvr girl]

6. Mmmm....maybe just one date

My place could use a good once over.

[NMMNG]

10. The more I hear about MySpace

The more I am convinced that I never want to visit there. :scared:

[rockymountaindem]

25. Same here

And I'm their target demographic... a 19 year old college student.

[NewJeffCT]

11. Ask him for his credit card numbers!

to see how serious he is... and, his bank account numbers.

[sarge43]

12. On the other hand,

he sounds like he'd be perfect for a mid management job in any mega corp or a Bush cabinet member.

[RetroLounge]

13. Hey, I tried!

:rofl:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

20. I had a feeling that was you.

:spank: Time to grovel, retro-bitch.

[RetroLounge]

28. Ooh, I love when you talk dirty to me...

:hi:

RL

[riona]

14. sounds like a candidate

to join the first church of danae.

[BreweryYardRat]

15. Consider adding the following to your profile...

"...I carry a can of bear-deterrent spray on me at all times."

Might ward off some of the weirder types.

Of course, that only works if they know what bear-deterrent spray is.

[LynneSin]

16. Sweetie - what do you hope to accomplish with your myspace account

:eyes:

We love you - if you want to find love you can always put an ad at Hannidate. Let Sean Hannity find you love

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/

[yvr girl]

17. Truthfully, I opened up an account to flirt with another DUer

I've 'met' some nice people too, but there are some strange ones.

[LynneSin]

18. But you can flirt with me here at DU

:P

[yvr girl]

23. Not you, Sweetie

A boy! (Well, a man actually.)

[Hissyspit]

27. And I'm sorry I've not emailed back lately.

Been busy. :P

NOTE: Yvr girl is not actually referring to me (Although maybe she should be...), or matcom, apparently. I don't have a myspace page.

[matcom]

19. so are you gonna email me back or WHAT?

i've been waiting for a reply from you all day :cry:

[yvr girl]

24. I'll reply when I'm ready

Now go cook me some dinner.

[MissMillie]

21. just what you need

someone who needs you to give him a purpose.

:sarcasm:

[DS1]

22. Well, hurry up and answer, the CEO of Exxon doesn't have all day

to wait and find out if you'll dominate him or not

[LSK]

26. looks like you found the #3 man at Homeland Security

:popcorn: