"Do Chinese people eat baby girls?"

[IsIt1984Yet]

This is the question that my 15 year-old asked me on the way to school this morning.

"WHAT!?!??" I asked. "No, of course they don't eat babies!!"

"I heard that they did." he replied.

"Where on EARTH did you hear such a thing?" I inquired.

"My geography teacher." he said.

"Oh my GOD, really?!!? REALLY?!?!" I asked.

"No, I'm kidding." he told me.

"JESUS CHRIST, you're lucky you told me that you were kidding, I was about to call the school!!"

This is how my kid messes with me. Aren't they fun? :eyes:

[Fleshdancer]

1. rofl

your 15 yr old has a twisted sense of humor. I love it! :rofl:

BTW, I love your user name. :hi:

[IsIt1984Yet]

2. I have NO clue where he got the "twisted sense of humor".

Nope, none at all.


Thanks! :hi:

[Schema Thing]

3. ROFL, sheeeit! He has your number.

[Xipe Totec]

4. My sister did it to my dad once

Told him a whole cockamamie story about being stopped for a traffic violation, arrested, and stripped searched...


.... "And then, daddy, I heard a voice saying:....

Dina! Wake up! It's time to go to school!!!

:silly:

Good thing she got to the punch line, because my dad was already reaching for the ammo box.

:scared: