Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to give birth without one single scream

[Bassic]

Who thinks the prick needs to have the shit beat out of him with a baseball bat?

[Bassic]

1. Hrm.. Me!

I think that! :popcorn:

[ThomCat]

2. It's been discussed on a bunch of threads.

I think it's the concensus that he's an insane little prick.

[Bassic]

3. Yeah, that's right.

Ok discussion over.

[Fleshdancer]

4. I've never wished kidney stones on anyone before

until now. May he be silent when they pass. :eyes:

[Bassic]

5. Yeah, talk about poetic justice.

Dumb shit...

[tigereye]

6. maybe she'll grab Cruise's beady little head while giving birth

and crush it... ( think that is the meanest thing I have ever said here, but gawd....)

:wtf:

[Bassic]

8. Or maybe she can grab his cheeks and tear

his dumb face off his head.

[DS1]

7. If he can stand bedside, quietly, with a bowling ball up his ass

I'm all for it.

[sarge43]

11. Or she could

grab his lower lip, pull it over the top of his pointy head and then tell him not to scream.

[LaurenG]

12. I like your thinking

I had a similar thought on the last thread about this.

[Cannikin]

9. She showed no emotion range in Batman Begins, why not child birth

[Bassic]

10. You're right about that,

her performance did not do justice to the other actors.

[Mike Daniels]

13. If memory serves, the producers had considered dumping her

and having another actress reshoot Holmes' scenes once the Cruise/Scientology crap started.

They did declare after all was said and done that Holmes would not be brought back for any sequels.

[Bassic]

15. That is great news.

I'm very happy we won't have to cope with her annoyance in future Batman movies.

[Radio_Guy]

14. Wrong use for a baseball bat

Give Cruise the baseball bat as a suppository. If he doesn't scream, then Katie shouldn't either. Otherwise...

[Bassic]

16. Can we stick nails in the bat first?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

17. Naw

He just needs to pull his upper lip over his forehead without a single scream.

[Mike Daniels]

18. I bet the producers of MI-3 wish they could jam a sock in Cruise's mouth

You know, other artist's careers have self destructed over behavior that was infinitely less-bizarro than that which Cruise is demonstrating at present.

I'll be interested in seeing how MI-3 performs and if it falls under expecations I'm wondering how much blame will be placed on Cruise's mouth running non-stop.

[Bassic]

19. Well, I know that I for one am not going to see the movie

just because Cruise's behavior is fucking annoying me. That might be a silly reason not to see a movie, but his face just reminds me of that all the time.

[Heidi]

20. Everybody wants _something_.

But like my mama always said, "Wantin' isn't always gettin'."

[bridgit]

21. there is a way to do it, a Scandinavian method i'd seen a clip on...

where a woman leans into the corner of the birthing room, squat down on her haunches onto a birthing table, with some handle straps above her head; it was amazing and it made me cry (i had to have a c-section so i'm out of the loop), Buddha was said to have been birthed in a similar fashion, his mother grasping hold of the branch of a tree that lower for her needs as she was birthing...

so it's not like it never, or could not happen :shrug:

[fortyfeetunder]

22. Interesting concept

I bet they were screaming almost nine months ago -- or is screaming not allowed then?

[izzybeans]

23. I'd like to see him not scream when Katie finally shoves that melon

up his ass.

[Bassic]

24. I've got it, I know what to do!

Let's tell Chuck Norris that Cruise said he was a sissy and let 'im loose!

[NMMNG]

25. How about she squeeze his groin while she gives birth,

and expect him to remain completely silent? :shrug:

[Deja Q]

26. They're celebrities.

Why give them the time of day?

[Digit]

27. All I know is that I boycott his movies

I can no longer look at him.

[Ediacara]

28. Locking

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