My eyeball is itchy

[johnnie]

And scratching it is risky. Sometimes eyeballs suck....
Who's with me people?

On edit: I posted this in GD..LOL. Thanks mods :hi:
I guess I couldn't read well enough.

[Richardo]

1. If thine eye offends thee...

...well, you know.

[Blue-Jay]

2. I've found that a shrimp fork works wonders for an itchy eyeball.

:D

[kenny blankenship]

5. I've heard rubbing in citric acid or juice from jalapeno peppers works too

[Misunderestimator]

3. Eyeballs are yummy

[Richardo]

4. Extra veins, please!

:9

[Call Me Wesley]

6. LOL!

Heidi bought those once for the kids. The youngest niece was so fascinated with it, she refused to eat it but kept it in her pocket to scare other people with it. ;)

[marzipanni]

8. A long time ago when I was a young nurse

one of my patients in the hospital was an older gentleman with a glass eye. In the boredom of being confined to the hospial he came up with a funny form of entertainment. He'd put the eye under his bed, then when a nurse came in he'd ask if she could look under the bed, as he thought he had dropped something. It was weird to see an eyeball "looking back at you", then picking it up, taking it to a sink to wash it, and setting it on his table.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Escaping his boredom I can understand,

but I think you can play these jokes just a few times before everyone knows about it. Funny story! ;)

[arwalden]

14. Bite Down On The Lens... And It Feel Like Biting Into A Gummy Bear.

[XNASA]

7. Mine too.

[johnnie]

15. That's groovy man

Just groovy.

[madinmaryland]

9. I understand that there are very specific reasons why

this happens, but it might get this thread locked!

:evilgrin:

[marzipanni]

10. Uh-oh. Is it getting pink and bloodshot, too?

If so, you should have it checked for pinkeye (conjunctivitis)
Put a warm, wet teabag on it - increasing the blood circulation can help.

[johnnie]

12. I hope not

It doesn't look bad. It is the eye that I tore my cornea when I was 30. I went to shoot someone with a rubberband and it snapped and hit me in the eye. x(

[0007]

13. Scratch you're eye tooth!