Tomato-likers are evil

[BigMcLargehuge]

Mussolini - Invaded Abyssinia with a bushel of Beefsteak tomatoes at his side
Stalin - His entire 5-year plan was build on tomato agriculture
Hitler - named his pair of alsacians Tomato (tomayto) and Tomato (tomahto)
Chairman Mao - Used explosive tomatoes to kill nationalist prisoners. Threw tomatoes at tomb of Sun Yat Sen
Controller of Planet X - Offered trade of interstellar tomatoes for use of Earth monsters 001 and 003. Reneged on deal.
General Zod - Thrown off Krypton for stealing Tomatoes from Jor El's backyard greenhouse
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader - Accepted payment in tomatoes from Darth Sidius for conversion to the dark side (Yoda offered turnips, no wonder the Jedi lost)

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. But tomatoes are rich in midichlorians!

How could Vader resist?

[Misunderestimator]

2. Tomatoes are evil

[Elidor]

3. But tomatoes don't kill people, people kill people

A tomato is a double-edged sword, with the ability to taste damn good, and the ability to do great harm. It takes a rare zen/jedi master to properly wield the tomato, someone who understands its inherent duality. It is not the tomato that is bad, nor even the people who like them. It is the people who abuse them who are at fault here.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. you will see that nowhere in my analysis did I blame the love apple

for the faults of those who embrace them

[Elidor]

7. And nowhere in your response did you acknowledge

That it is not he fault of those of us who love them! Don't make me whip out the Early Girls on your ass! :P

[Strong Atheist]

10. Not true!

[Elidor]

11. Propaganda from the anti-tomato lobby!

I admit, there may have been a couple of incidents where tomatoes got a little exuberant and things got a tad bit out of hand, but there have only been seven or eight cases of actual tomato homicide in the last ten years, and the numbers are going down thanks to national efforts to educate the public about the true nature of tomatoes.

[MissMillie]

4. oh yeah? Well

bite me!

:evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

6. Tomatos are deeply entrenched

with FSM. We must not dis the monsters friends. They are good for the prostate as well. :rofl:

[jukes]

8. why all the hatin'

were you tomato-fed instead of breast-fed as an infant?

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Dude, all you're doing is pissing off the Illuminati.

Don't get yoruself killed by talking of this stuff!!

[XemaSab]

12. Hear, hear!

When I am king the tomatoes will be the first against the wall!!!!









































After the developers!

:hide:

[Robb]

14. I'm going to buy up your neighborhood

...and build tomato farms. The big, ugly kind where the tomatoes are kept in tight confinement. :D

[XemaSab]

15. .

:cry:

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. I have part of a tomato in my mouth....

:evilgrin: