What would you do if you were a Rabbi?

[AllegroRondo]

[Lilith Velkor]

1. Teach.

[sasquatch]

2. Beat kids

If I didn't have a happy childhood why should they.

[0007]

3. Chew lettuce and fuck.

[long_green]

10. We have a winner.

lol

[Lilith Velkor]

11. Indeed.

:applause:

[0007]

15. Sorry I cannot accept the winners award.

I don't fuck ducks.

[rockymountaindem]

4. Probably a whole bunch of cool things

But the one thing I would be sure to do was lead the service with regular old melodies and chants throught the *whole* thing, not mix it up at the end by singing ein keloheinu or adon olam to the latest pop jam.

They do that at my Synagogue, and the Cantor always looks confused when suddenly nobody knows how to sing along anymore.

[everythingsxen]

5. Fist-fight Pat Robertson

[Lilith Velkor]

7. Fuck him with a menorah

The branchy end, not the base

[everythingsxen]

9. Nice

I like the way you think. :evilgrin:

[begin_within]

6. Wear my yamaha

[Texasgal]

14. Drink my gin and tonic-ah

and smoke my marijuni-cah! :P

[Shell Beau]

8. I guess I would have those little curly ringlets!

:shrug:

What are those for anyway?

[AllegroRondo]

12. Its from the Torah, one of the laws

prohibits men from cutting the hair on the corners of their head. Only the ultra-orthodox still do it.

[Shell Beau]

13. Ahhh, okay! I have really only seen it on TV and in movies!

And those curls are connected to a hat they wear! :shrug: I've always wondered what it meant! Now I know! :)

[meegbear]

16. Kibitz