The future spawn of La Cruise.

[ronnykmarshall]

OK, I know NOTHING about pregnancy. But does La Katie's belly look ...... um ... how should I put this ... FAKE ????

[CanuckAmok]

1. It's not fake...

...She's going to give birth to the resurrected, 45 year old L. Ron Hubbard.

[distantearlywarning]

2. She also looks way too skinny to be that pregnant.

Look at her legs. They look like little anorexic twig starlet legs, not the legs of a 9 months pregnant lady. And the dates have never matched up - I saw a pic of her from last October that made her look almost as big as she is here, but according to the official line, she was only 3 months along (should have been barely showing).

Something about this whole thing makes my BS detector go off in a big way. I wonder if they are adopting or something but trying to keep it secret for some reason?

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Your BS detector is 100%.

[laheina]

20. The reason is that Tom Cruise is a loony toon.

He is prolly trying to show the world that scientology made him verile and fertile. :eyes:

[no name no slogan]

3. Why does she carry a basketball around under her shirt?

:wtf:

[petronius]

5. Those pictures do look odd...

...but you can't possible think that a scientologist would try to deceive anyone, can you?

[Sequoia]

18. Silly people, she looks that way because it's an alien baby

Part lizard. No pregnant woman I know, knew, or have been looked like that. It looks like a TV pregant woman...basketball.

Basketball Tom, I got a Basketball Tom
Got a Basketball Tom, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo
Yes, I am the victim of Basketball Tom
Ever since I was a little girl, He'd always been diddlin'
In fac', he had de littlest diddler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my Tom bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a baby to me
I even put that basketball underneath my blouse
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/s/spacejamlyrics/basketballjoneslyrics.html

[nini]

6. why yes .....

unless that kid is standing up full length perpendicular to her..

wow.

[KFC]

7. Katie Holmes: Anatomy Of A Fake Pregnancy

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes/katie-holmes-anatomy-of-a-fake-pregnancy-165400.php

America's most suspicious expectant mother displayed all the classic indicators of an imminent fake delivery--skinny limbs, a face free of late third-trimester puffiness, and, most tellingly, a mid-sized beach ball inflated to the maximum pressure allowable by any respectable member of the National Board of Ersatz Obstetrics and Gynecology.

[Shell Beau]

8. Whoa!! Now that is a belly!!

[progmom]

9. Phil Spector made Ronnie Spector wear increasingly larger pillows...

...under her shirt to make people think she was pregnant with his child -- since he didn't want people to know he wasn't able to spawn.

[Sugar Smack]

12. Wow, was HE ever a nutcase!

:o :scared:

[Sugar Smack]

10. Shouldn't her ta-tas be bigger?

Do scientologists breastfeed, or has she managed to escape producing milk too?

[DS1]

11. I guess she won't have to worry about screaming during labor

when the Doc comes in with a needle and pops her balloon

[dolo amber]

13. YAY!!

Nice sig. ;)

[DS1]

14. I'm a bastard

[RubyDuby in GA]

15. As a woman in her third trimester of pregnancy, I can say that there is

absolutely no way that that girl is pregnant. Look at her hands. My fingers are so swollen that I can't wear my wedding ring.

I call bullshit!

[ronnykmarshall]

16. I was hoping to hear from ...

someone in "a delicate condition".

Why aren't her boobs bigger too?

[Bunny]

17. Well, I've brought two babies to term, and I NEVER EVER looked

like that. Never. Her stomach looks like a ledge, jutting straight out from her body. It just doesn't work that way.

[tallahasseedem]

19. I thought it was too until I saw these pics....