What coin should we put ronald reagan on?

[ZenLefty]

Poll question: What coin should we put ronald reagan on?

Since the dime's already taken, which coin or other object should we honor with reagan's smiling mug?

[wryter2000]

1. Wooden nickle eom

eom

[hlthe2b]

2. A $2 Bill: then we can say for all eternity:

That Reagan is "queer as a two dollar bill!" :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

17. A two dollar bill would be most appropriate, actually...

$2 bills DID exist at one point, illogical and oddly conceived as they are. :crazy: Obviously, it is most suitable for Reagan's face, of any face, to be printed on them.

[onebigbadwulf]

3. the 13 cent coin...

its success is non-existent as well.

[Sentath]

8. Howabout 18c ?

the 18 cent coin ?

The one that would reduce the change in the average transaction..

[pistoff democrat]

4. NONE, and while we're at it,

can we please erase anything with his name already on it?

If you absolutely insist, however, I'll give it some more thought.

:yourock:

[latebloomer]

5. Chocolate coin

So his face can turn to shit-- wait-- that already happened!!

[Limbought]

6. Put him on a Canadian coin ..........

"The Loonie."

[ironflange]

25. Keep that ugly wrinkled puss away from our coinage!

He can be an Honorary Loon, OK?

[DBoon]

7. A token

designed to give to the homeless as a voucher for a night in a "faith based" private residence.

Before Reagan, it was unheard of to have people living in the streets, carrying all their possessions. As a child, we were taught that terrible things like this only happened in impoverished third world countries, that civilized countries like the US would never allow their citizens to live in such degredation.

Thanks to Reagan, we now live in a third world country. For this he should be honored.

[DBoon]

9. The Japanese Yen

For Reagan's contribution to gutting American manufacturing by allowing the dollar to rise against the Yen unsustainably.

[Wwagsthedog]

10. Toilet paper

nt

[Bozola]

11. You forgot the most important one

Suppository

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

12. Danish Kroner

Don't they have a hole in the middle? This would indicate his brain or lack thereof. Problem solved!


https://www.nationalbanken.dk/DNUK/NotesAndCoins.nsf/side/Denmarks_coin_series?OpenDocument

[DS1]

13. specialized table coin

that you put under one leg to keep it from rocking

[Mikimouse]

14. the Wooden Nickle!!

[greendog]

15. Stamp his image into an oxycontin tab

:)

[cliss]

16. Too funny, Zen!

I was going to suggest those tarnished looking gold coins that the kids use at the Wonderland video game place, where they keep maniacally stuffing those coins into the machines to get tickets which they redeem for prizes.

But yours were better!

[ZenLefty]

29. Oooo, I like that suggestion

Video game tokens. You can play memory games with them. :D

[arwalden]

18. Manhole Covers

Not the covers for the storm rainwater runoff drains... but instead the SEWER manhole covers.

-- Allen

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. Urinal Cake?

nt

[ZenLefty]

30. Good choice!

:thumbsup:

[scarlet_owl]

19. Nudie booth tokens

I guess you wouldn't be horny anymore after looking at his face, so maybe not.

[JohnKleeb]

20. The wood nickels I get from the orphontist

[Sting]

21. I have an idea....

take my sh!t, mold it into 50 cent pieces, and stamp reagan's profile on it. That's all he's good for.

[Jack Rabbit]

22. The three-dollar bill

At least, until the Frat Boy goes to meet his maker and face the music.

[SOteric]

24. The new Iraqi Drakma.

[Gogi]

26. How about those fake coins they throw of the floats during Mardi Gras?

eom

[ZenLefty]

31. Those coins get to see a lot of hooters.

Ol' reagan might be offended. :o

[ZenLefty]

32. Hey, what do they call the nipple covers that strippers wear?

:think:

EDIT: Sorry. Exotic dancers. My bad. :spank:

[Bossy Monkey]

27. Promissory notes n/t

[0rganism]

28. There should be a special T-bill with his image

The $1000000000 bond note would be nice...

[amandae]

33. Chuck E. Cheese token

Aren't there enough items/places in this country named after this man????

:grr:

[ZenLefty]

35. O, he deserves to be immortalized on some plastic bling

The kind you get in the 10 cent candy machines at the grocery store. Just think of hannity with his shirt open and a big plastic gold colored reagan coin hanging there. I'm sure it will have a direct impact on his ratings. :D

[amandae]

37. LMAO!

What an image that creates! ;)

[Khephra]

34. Ass-pennies!

The fans of Upright Citizen's Brigade know what I'm talking about.

:evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

36. Sean Hannity Bling Bling!

Begs for a photoshop. :D

Edit: Can someone do his book cover, and call it "Let Freedom Bling"? :D (His book is called "Let Freedom Ring").

[corarose]

38. A Wooden Nickel

:kick:

[Hubert Flottz]

39. Other!

Plug Nickel, cause he wasn't worth one!

[elperromagico]

40. We really need a negative value coin for Reagan.

Maybe a coin with a value of negative one dollar. Call it the Reagan Deficit Dollar.

Or it could be used among Democrats as slang. If someone owes you ten dollars, tell them, "I want to give you ten Reagan Deficit Dollars." If they understand the lingo, they'll promptly give you ten dollars.