Chiropractor claims to travel through time

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

COLUMBUS, Ohio - A chiropractor who claims he can treat anyone by reaching back in time to when an injury occurred has attracted the attention of state regulators.

The Ohio State Chiropractic Board, in a notice of hearing, has accused James Burda of Athens of being "unable to practice chiropractic according to acceptable and prevailing standards of care due to mental illness, specifically, Delusional Disorder, Grandiose Type."

Burda denied that he is mentally ill. He said he possesses a skill he discovered by accident while driving six years ago.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12208638/


Ummm, yeah. :spray:

[rzemanfl]

1. Can he take everyone back to November 1, 2000? n/t

[Duer 157099]

2. I don't know about him, but I can stop time

http://www.grasshopper.com/mind-games/how-to-stop-time/

Also, I time travel EVERY single day. So do you. I don't think we're mentally ill.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. shit, dude... that is fucking weird

I was able to do it as long as I wanted immediately.

Do I need "help"?

[winston61]

6. dude!! you too?

Just this morning I was having coffe with Jesus and Shakespeare and all they could do was bitch about Einstein and the Easter Bunny drinking all the beer at the party last night. Ghandi was upset too.

[cliss]

3. Heh,, this is actually funny.

I was perfectly willing to believe Mr. Burda. He claims he's figured out a way to "go back into the past".

Then Mr. Burda claims he's discovered a new mantra, called 'Bahlaqueem'.

Next, he claims he can heal his patients, and they don't even have to come in to his office. It's a telepathic healing.

Well, in my opinion he's just covering too much ground here. He's pushing the patience of his "believers". If he just stuck to Going Back in Time, he might have pulled it off. :smoke:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. I still think this is LBN...but... whatever... anyone want to take

bets the guy is a Dianetics fan?

[no name no slogan]

7. I was gonna say, this has all the marks of OT VII or above

Supposedly a person at that level can not only manipulate time and space, they can also kill with their minds.

:tinfoilhat:

[petronius]

8. Well, I just travelled a little way into the future,

and it turns out that this guy is soon to be proven a liar.