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Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 09:17 PM by originalpckelly
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
UPDATE 1; PRESIDENTIAL CONFIDANT LEAK
Washington, D.C. -- It was the First Lady who authorized Barney to leak on the oval office carpet. Since all house cleaning authority is invested in the First lady it appears the leak was completely legal. The First Lady authorized Barney to leak because she was upset her husband was risking impeachment, and she does not want to leave the White House. The White House may soon become the Off-White House if Barney keeps leaking where he so chooses.
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The original story:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
WHITE HOUSE LEAK SURFACES; PRESIDENTIAL CONFIDANT
Washington, D.C. -- The President only had this to say of the leaker, "He was my kind of thinker, I could really chew the fat with him. I would even say we were intellectual equals. Boy, am I mad."
The leak was found on the carpet of the Oval Office and was attributed to Barney the Presidents dog. It remains unclear what amount of permanent damage this will do to the White House.
When asked how he would handle the leak the President rolled up a newspaper. Barney could not be reached for comment, nor could he be reached for spanking, as he was hiding under a coffee table.
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