Toys that warp young minds

[Capn Sunshine]

The doors swing wide open and he stands in the doorway — a pale figure with stark white hair and a bowling bag. It’s Dick, the Albino Bowler, and he’s come to bowl. If you’re lucky enough to be at one of the small town bowling alleys he chooses to visit, you’re in for a treat. Soon everyone in the alley will be gathered around his lane to witness his extraordinary display of bowling virtuosity and his thick white sideburns.
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I have NO idea how I found this.

[Capn Sunshine]

1. I think this guy has lounge potential a a mascot

So I'm kicking it up for all the bowlers here.

[smoochpooch]

2. LOL! Dick the Albino Bowler?

God damn that is funny!

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. .

[GalleryGod]

4. Hail, Cap'n !

:hangover: Good to see you again!:smoke:

[Deja Q]

5. They call him Dick?!

He's holding onto a grossly oversized ball... and looking at the area where it's supposed to count, he ain't got nuttin'.

[bertha katzenengel]

6. I don't know what's scarier: that gigantic bowling ball, or that squarish

codpiece that seems to be a requirement of the doll's design. It looks like it's meant to signify something, but what, I couldn't possibly imagine. :scared:

[Capn Sunshine]

7. I think if you were a kid and got this

you'd be afraid to turn out the lights at night
Or else you'd grow up to be a HUGE Edgar Winter fan

[MiniMandaRuth]

8. I nominate him for our new mascot...

That is just too good.

[Capn Sunshine]

9. THATS what I'm talking about!

No wonder all the guys dig you.

[Capn Sunshine]

10. Mascot, people!

Dick the Albino Bowler commands you!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Doesn't Archie McPhee sell that? nt